Carole was complaining about the lack of herb in her life, so I promptly acquired her a dime bag and a six foot bong. Then she told me that it was herbs with an S. So a trip to our favorite swap meet and the nursery combined with some garbage from the garage, and this is what we came up with. Beat that GAY GARDENS!
| July 12, 2009 | ||
| 9:00 pm | ||
| 10:00 pm |
Madex’s GuerrilLA Drive In presents….. SUNDAY July 12th HEATHERS
9pm. 1032. s. main street in downtown LA Just south of Olympic Blvd.
Drive in style. FM station 104.7 Free
Heathers is a 1989 black comedy film starring Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, and Shannen Doherty. The film portrays four girls in a trend-setting clique at a fictional high school in Ohio. The girls—three of whom are named Heather—rule the school through intimidation, contempt, and sex appeal. Free, bring a posse.
The greatest celebrity to die this week, Billy Mays has passed on. Billy was a pioneer in the infomercial scene and the first white man to be shown on an advertisement on BET. His Father, Ron Pompeil may have beat him and forced him into the infomercial scene at a young age, but he soon captured the world with his non music videos. Known for his eccentric looks, Billy’s trademark black beard has been rumored to be artificially dyed over sixty times by plastic surgeons around the world. It is unclear who will take custody of Billy’s products such as MIghty Putty, due to the fact that the Putty’s mother has never been identified. Billy, you will remain in our hearts as well as our garages, pantries, and landfills.
Celebrities die in threes? Billy said he would throw in one for free, making it four for the price of three! Just include shipping and mortuary costs. I hope they cremate him, throw him in with some Oxy Clean and make all my clothes clean forever.
If I was I made music videos ever, this would be one I’d be happy to say I made. Not sure if this band has uncovered anything as good as Talking Heads here song-wise, but whatever, the video is rad. Watch, you’ll see for your own self.
Grace Jones is still amazing.
They do come in 3… er, I mean go…
MJ R.I.P.
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009
And ED McMahon makes 3…
March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009
February 2nd, 1947 - June 25th, 2009
The 7 incher? Really? How Cleaver. I’m not a prude, I’d just rather have a Muppet or Jame Earl Jones try to sell me something. Burger King, shame on your lack of advertising talent.
Thank you, Lakers for making Los Angeles so proud.
Thank you, Lakers fans for bringing us all back down to reality.
Images courtesy of The Inquisitor.
In Stores somewhere or at the online store.
The Nation newspaper quoted police sources as saying he was found hanged in his luxury room and is believed to have committed suicide. He was 72 and kicked ass in Crank: High Voltage. Suicide seems a bit odd for a man with kung fu honor, but he had a good run.
