Just in time for…Well, um. I don’t know what.
For the days you just feel a little retarded, and you just want to play with dolls.
For the days you just feel a little retarded, and you just want to play with dolls.
Despite all of the nonsense and pink fluffiness that passes for news in the media (Israel’s reign of carnage that is endorsed by the United States, the Senate’s passing of a bill that gets us one step closer to overturning Roe v. Wade, voter fraud in Congo and Mexico, spineless Democrat’s denouncing the PM of Iraq for having his own opinion and voicing real concern for human life, and US privacy being shit on in the name of ‘national security’) it is encouraging and just plain fucking refreshing to see real news that we can all make good use of. Thank you USA Today you bastion of knowledge!!

For those of you not located in the taco-laden southland, here’s a crucial article on how to prepare really good ones on your own.
Old Navy picked a new mascot. I know, you’re all thrilled, but believe me, Paco is the talk around all the water coolers in my office today!
