Check out this awesome video using lights and stop motion photography. The video was nominated at the Ottawa international animated film festival.

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poop jokes… are always funny & speaking of chili dogs!

my apologies to the squeamish

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I feel like I was the last to know about this dude, he looks homeless, but he has a website?

This guy is light years ahead of Grover and Dora the Explorer down at the chinese theater.

Click his package to check out his sweet site, he gives work out advice.

Ktlau was kind enough to clue me in on how it is done.

German babies come out looking ready to party.

The greater group of awesome people in LA/OC have in the past 6 years have rocked some sweet ass swimwear at IRVIN’S water park: WILD RIVERS. This year is the last year of operation for Wild Rivers, it lost it’s lease and will not doubt be a condo park soon. The mission is simple, Speedos and water slides. If you are interested in attending this Sat, Sept 2nd. Check out the details here.

but “little miss sunshine” was fucking awesome. i didn’t really even think about seeing it until gaybeez described it to me, and i gotta say that it was the best way to spend a wednesday night. even though there were only a dozen or so people in theater with us, people were standing up and cheering (not me though, cause i am a beard in disguise, not drawing unwanted attention to my nimble nija like self). anyways, the point is that people have probs ben talking about how this movie rules, and i was too busy thinking about chili dogs and glass bottom boats, but i’m just saying that those folks were right, and it’s rad. x 10.

Impress your friends with you new lingo! After my last post I found some new words to expand my vocabulary. I encourage all of you to pick a word and use it in a sentence today.

DD - Really big breats - Double D.

Tampon Socket - a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

Naeem - To have sexual intercourse with a Cat.

Rapist Fart - one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves.

Skrut - The area between the scrotum and the butt, also known as the perrenium.

Clown - to perform a sexual act (also known as the “inverted pyramid”) in which the male simultaneously and singlehandedly double-penetrates the female, inserting his scrotum in her anus and his penis in her vagina.

Five Iron - During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, “Caddy, hand me my five iron” then yells “four” and swings his penis towards the girl’s clitoris.

Umflump - to beat another maliciously with one’s genitals

So now you can be spracted all the time. Even when your having a desert. Note the small print “not recommended for children under 12 years of age”.

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In SF on Sept. 21st reclaim your parking spot by making it whatever you want it to be. Melissa I think we should all come up and you can claim a whole block and make a roller derby of it. I’ll bring the aligator pit.

Someone call a doctor.

fucked up.

Up to 11 injured in SF hit-and-run spree
- Jaxon Van Derbeken, Chronicle Staff Writer
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
(08-29) 13:51 PDT SAN FRANCISCO — As many as 11 pedestrians, including a young child, were injured today by a motorist who drove around San Francisco running people down before he was arrested, authorities said.

Eight of the 11 injured were hospitalized, three in critical condition and five in serious condition, police and firefighters said.

The child, whose age was not available, was one of two struck by a sport-utility vehicle in the 3500 block of California Street in the Richmond District around 1 p.m., authorities said. Both were critically injured.

Two people were seriously hurt at Bush and Pierce streets and one person was seriously injured at Bush and Buchanan streets, police said. One person suffered minor injuries in an incident at 1850 Fillmore Street.

Another person was hit at California and Laurel streets; the extent of that victim’s injuries was unclear.

Two other people suffered minor injuries when they were hit at Pine at Divisadero streets, and another two were hit and suffered minor injuries at Divisadero and Bush Street.

Fire Lt. Mindy Talmadge said Mayor Gavin Newsom had been notified and was coordinating the response with the command post at Spruce and California streets. All the critically injured have been taken to San Francisco General Hospital.

Police Sgt. Neville Gittens confirmed the motorist was taken into custody, but had no further details.

E-mail Jaxon Van Derbeken at jvanderbeken@sfchronicle.com.

After a weekend of eating almost nothing but corn on the cobb, my toilet time is filled with blood delights, my half patched root canal came un glued, my mouth is in the worst pain. I still can’t get those little skin things out of my teeth, floss is uneffective. Yet, I’d give anything for one more cobb sprinkled with lemon pepper. ANYTHING.
God, please let corn digest, thanks, MAD EX.

This weekend at Sunset Junction I bought a kick ass T-shirt that is much like the Ronald picture above, only it is E.T. with his hands poised like Mr. Burns in a suit. I have seen Albert Reyes art down at the Unitard Gallery downtown. But I was excited to see him out selling his origianl designs on t-shirts. Much more afforable. I checked him out online and he I guess is good at spitting. His website must be a little old, he had many more shirts to choose from. Check him out.

Last week I went to Disneyland. I haven’t been their in a really long time, so I was excited to ride Pirates of The Caribbean. Knowing that they updated the ride to coincide with the movie I was skeptical. However, I was surprised to see how much did stay the same. The new additions didn’t ruin the ride but I don’t think it made it any better. I think the only cool thing that the did do was to add the Davie Jones waterfall that you pass through. That was pretty cool.

I found this video on youTube.com, it’s Johnny Depp riding the new ride. At one point Johnny gets out of the boat and is looking at the Jack Sparrow animatronics figure. They did a really good job with the body language and movements. If you haven’t ridden the new POTC ride this video doesn’t spoil the ride. Its just showing a few new things and Johnny talking with his shitty accent.

Here is the video

Awesome picture of Johnny

after that last post about the urban forest project i started to go through milton glaser’s website a bit more and found a little documentary adobe did with him. its a good watch if you are at all in to design. milton is a master and its nice to see he still posses the passion for design which made him so great.
(click the image above to watch)