Jungle Cruise to get’s own movie.
According to the Hollywood Reporter Disney is looking to fork a new fortune with a Jungle Cruise franchise. Something tells me they know that the recipe for Pirates works well, but I still feel the forces of The Country Bear’s, and Haunted Mansion movies will take over.
If it was my take on it, I would scrap a high adventure and just go make a movie on the clowns who work the ride at the park. Their low paid lame comedy job and lives have to be far more exciting, or fuck it have the canibals come alive and eat people in the park
Better yet head over to thunder Mtn. and the Golden Horseshoe for movie ideas. What am I saying? Actually no, (cough), stop raping the best things about Disney and Disneyland. Disneyland to me still stands out as original innovation. Walt kept all Disney film stuff in Fantacyland. He was left to create an original world and ideas, rides and attractions that took us to new places. The park now is just turned into a happy meal jerking itself off with each attraction being turned into something from a movie with a cute chacter in it. Now the Disney Comapny isn’t in the buisness of new ideas, it is now in the Jungle Cruise buisness of canibalizing its own brand.
Already in 2006, we are all out of ideas.
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i want to go to disneyland so bad i can’t hardly stand it.
corndogs and splash mountain!
I went to disneyland yesterday with Whateves champions Slowgun, Bumps, Tarasaidthat, carol and Josh. We are passholders once again. The litter mermaid bar idea is the best thing they ever did. 4 HUGE fat gay men and their “asian boy” were getting super drunk and we got to jump into their birthday picture. In other rant news, Submarines are coming back, but not as regular subs, but as Finding Nemo. Yet another cute thing taking over a Walt Disney original.
I went to Disneyland this year for the first time in a long time. I was weird, it all looked familiar but some of the place’s I loved I could not find. Example: The place that sells the shrunken heads by the jungle cruse… gone, The shooting gallery I couldn’t find, The didn’t see the place that sells the Rebel hats with the muskets crossing on the top, The tree house was renamed for some reason. Its not the Swiss Family Robinson tree house anymore, I heard that they were going to take that Tiki Room out, so that was cool to see it there. I also heard they took out the arcade below Space Mountain but, I didn’t make it that far to find out.
Shrunken heads, still there, The shooting gallery, still there, Rebel hats and muskets, still there, The tree house is now TARZAN, I miss the Swiss Family Robinson. But why was that tree not on the island, that will always puzzle me? Arcade next to space mountain is still there, with Ms. Pac-man no less. The old stuff is still there if you look for it. The most terrifying thing is ASIMO the robot at the innovations pavilion. Even worse is the bullshit it takes to get inside. Big props to the groups for urban commadoing into the back door.
i will be getting a pass shortly, so i will give you a high five if i see you there.
I just realized I typo’d Litter Mermaid instead of Little Mermaid. Forever will it be Litter Mermaid.
So when I had to pee at the Litter Mermaid bar, I went downstairs to the underwater theme bathroom and this guy and his 3 year old son where in there and the dad was trying to get the kid to sit still and get in the stall with him so he could take a dump. I start to pee, the dad shut the door the kid starts to talk about mickey mouse and then all of sudden FART!!!!!!!! Explosive, it echo’d. I think it is still echoing. The kid instantly started to cry. All this as I pee’d trying not to laugh, I tried not to pee on my self. It really sounded like a machine broke in half. (I am laughing as I type this). Poor dude just had to shit, but instead just ruined his kid. I hope he got a free King Triton Crown for his efforts.
I am sooo excited to have a pass again, I really missed going. I was sad when we went to the Litter Mermaid bar the bartender that used to serve us all the time and give me a “HEYYYYY GIIIRRRRRL” when I used to walk in didn’t recognize me. I actually had to ask her if she remembered me. She said she did but I’m pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel better. This time I took a picture with her and i am open mouth kissing her face there is also a photo of her crowing me with a gold crown. Pretty awesome. She won’t forget this time haha.
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