This could be the worst sex tape ever created. Dustin Diamond AKA “Screech” (Saved by the Bell) SUPPOSEDLY has a 40-minute sex tape, in which he engages in a threesome with two women and even performs a Dirty Sanchez.

This will be the a last video you will ever see, after watching this you will immediately scratch your eyes out and pull your balls off! Where was the cameras when Kelly Kapowski was getting a Dirty Pirate? Better yet… when beautiful Leah Remini (she played Stacey Carosi, Mr. Carosi daughter… Mr. Carosi owned the beach resort where Zach and the gang worked during the summer)… was getting blown out by some dude? She is way too class for the Jelly Doughnut or The Screaming Dolphin.

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Half Nelson is one of those rare films that you forget your watching a scripted piece at all. Its craft is seemless and its subject matter is heavy. But isn’t eveyone’s life heavy? That is why when watching this film the audiance is tested about the GREY AREA in life.

Nobody is perfect, and I’d like to think everyone has good intensions and this film reflects that with eye opening realisim.  This Nelson is really a turning point film for a young 13 year old african american girl who is caught between selling drugs for the well being of her family and doing what is right. But, what is right? Learning early on that her history teacher, Mr. Dunne, is a flawed individual her bond with him strengthens as she leans on him for help in more ways then the classroom walls will allow.

I don’t want to talk about the perfomance by actors or how great the music was or there is a cute cat in it.  All that would make it seem like a cheap movie review.

5 madex’s out of 5

Would Teddy do him?  Yes.

the cool hunter has a collection of very interesting art themed hotel rooms decorated by some very famous artist and designers, and i want to make love sleep in every single one of them. its a pretty interesting collection and worth looking at.

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also if you are interested there is a new book coming out called pink box which takes a look inside japanese sex hotels. its a little more risque but it shows some pretty wild, bright colorful interior design.

its not a real doll its a fembot. its for sale on ebay and its fucking creepy.

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These two dudes, Will and Derrick, have a few videos on there yet to be launched website. The mentos and diet coke video is pretty fun. Also, they have a plan to make it on TV as much as they can in one year. They remind me of dudes at the end of the dorm hall always doing something weird.
nobodyswatching.tv

nothing interesting here, but some folks are going on sunday, orctober first. it’s cheap and it will be empty. if anybody wants to come, all are welcome.

but i still don’t know why it was farting.

 i wondered going in to jackass 2 whether it would retain the charm of the first, or if it would be a stale rehash. now that i have seen it i know why they kept everything so tightly wrapped. this movie is the first on steroids, injected directly into the penis and balls area. i don’t want to give anything away here, i’m sure as the days go by we can all discuss our favorite parts, but let me just say that if a third movie is made, someone is sure to die, and i think that every one of those guys knows it. you might want to go in relaxed and with an empty tummy, cause my body hurt from laughing so hard. please hollywood, come back and save us from the future of ass, because it’s sad when this is the best movie i have seen in years.

Last week I was home and just was looking to buy a bootleg of Captain EO  so I could see it just one more time. But, Teddy the genius told me too look on youtube.com. BAM!!! I suggest you make the video full screen and turn it up. The 3D effects don’t really translate, but you get the idea. I still had the glasses from the last showing in 96, but Josh sadly broke them. Whateves, enjoy the show.

Click the poster to view the EO

Click here after for a sweet rip off

A new Doc is coming out set on the topic of the early 80’s hardcore scene. It is interesting to see them use the TERM: hardcore, now that the TERM: PUNK, no longer means anything.

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so this move is coming out and is going to be playing next week in LA and NY i saw the poster for it down the street. i might try and go anyone hit me up if you are interested

ktlau

check the official website for show times in your area

Monkey Ball

It’s safe for work, trust me.

my pick: Swim Meet

I feel like I’m totally out of the loop here. All I keep hearing about is this frozen yogurt place called Pinkberry. Pinkberry this and Pinkberry that, it seems to be on the tips of everyone’s tongue’s. I even heard the phrase “froyo” being tossed around… as in “man, I could really go for some froyo right now!” Apparently they are opening a few around the LA area, and people going nuts for them (stores in West Hollywood, Manhattan Beach and one soon to open in Chelsea on 8th st. near 20th st.).

The people that live around the Pinkberry in West Hollywood are saying that traffics remains an issue and every evening, the corner is strewn with napkins, spoons, and Pinkberry cartons, many of which still contain left over frozen yogurt. There were leaflets under the windshield wipers of all the cars on the street the other morning with bold letters demanding “KICK THEM OUT.”

Am I completely out of it? Has anyone had this Pinkberry? Is it like Jesus in your mouth?

Pinkberry Rising: A Primer
Pinkberry invasion

The tast that launched 1,000 parking tickest

kick them out

my favorite radio station here in san francisco has been, for awhile now, 99.7 KFRC. they played a ton of yacht rock, and it made me happy. michael mc donald, fleetwood mac, steely dan, gerry rafferty…seriously, a super awesome station.

until half an hour ago:

Format Change

At 10:03 a.m. on Friday, September 22, KFRC changed their format to Hot AC from the classic oldies format. The new format is targeted towards those too young to be Baby Boomers, but too old to fit in with the Generation X-ers. Closing off their oldies broadcast with American Pie, by Don McLean, they changed to “The New Movin’ 99.7 KFRC” with Gonna Make You Sweat by C+C Music Factory.

damn the man. damn him!!! and fuck c+c music factory as well.

According to the Hollywood Reporter Disney is looking to fork a new fortune with a Jungle Cruise franchise. Something tells me they know that the recipe for Pirates works well, but I still feel the forces of The Country Bear’s, and Haunted Mansion movies will take over.

If it was my take on it, I would scrap a high adventure and just go make a movie on the clowns who work the ride at the park. Their low paid lame comedy job and lives have to be far more exciting, or fuck it have the canibals come alive and eat people in the park

Better yet head over to thunder Mtn. and the Golden Horseshoe for movie ideas. What am I saying? Actually no, (cough), stop raping the best things about Disney and Disneyland. Disneyland to me still stands out as original innovation. Walt kept all Disney film stuff in Fantacyland. He was left to create an original world and ideas, rides and attractions that took us to new places. The park now is just turned into a happy meal jerking itself off with each attraction being turned into something from a movie with a cute chacter in it. Now the Disney Comapny isn’t in the buisness of new ideas, it is now in the Jungle Cruise buisness of canibalizing its own brand.

Already in 2006, we are all out of ideas.