Are you too busy during the day to read books? Do you spend your day on the computer reading emails (and blogs)? Cheer up book worm b/c DailyLit will email you small messages that take less then a few minutes to read.
I love my passport picture (above). Now I’ll have to top it for my license. I renew it in 2009.
This is a rad idea… I can’t believe they got away with it.
Seems like things are sleepy. Hope you all wake up in 2007.
James Brown, the dynamic, pompadoured “Godfather of Soul,” whose rasping vocals and revolutionary rhythms made him a founder of rap, funk and disco as well, died Monday, his agent said. He was 73.
Brown was hospitalized Sunday at Emory Crawford Long Hospital with pneumonia and died around 1:45 a.m. Monday.
Lets now remember him in all his glory
(note: above a guy is giving the shocker)
Peaches just came thought LA and left more then just snail tracks. Angelenos left her show satisfied… but if you missed it don’t worry, you can create your own song.
create your own peaches song
(click V)
Click the pic for more details.
This is safe for work, family computers and children. I PROMISE.
I just started a new job. I’m really excited b/c I’ll be working in Long Beach (same city I live in). I’m working downtown and its so rad, I love being downtown. Today i saw a re-re kid piss his pants, then saw a bum ONLY wearing a t-shirt and boxer walking with a catheter. It was gross to see his piss-bag hanging out. I swear I saw balls too. There is no other way I would have wanted to start the holiday. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa.
****BREAKING NEWS***
Some one guy just shot 2 cops outside. I’m not making this up.
Lookout Beard, I’m bringing you a gift on saturday night.
I love it when people just sit around with money and resources and turn out nonsense. Somewhere, there was a guy that said “Let’s make a phallic zoom lens that can go on the back of cell phones! We’ll make a MINT!” So, he and his lackeys proceeded to do just that.
Who in their right mind would buy this? Aside from the one creepy friend every guy had in high school (2nd high school reference of the day for me, if you’re keeping track) that had some hair-brained scheme to wire a camera into the girls locker room, and had a crush on the hot blonde across the street (this means you Matt Williams, wherever you are), I can’t think of a target audience. They may have a marketing plan to sell these in a mall kiosks, to guys that have mirrors on their sneakers or just Matt Williams.
The 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special
sorry beard and chopstick, this may bum you out. this is video sucks so bad i couldn’t stop watching. at about 2:25 jefferson starship starts singing to a huge boner. then at about 3:00 hag face bea arthur sings and with Greedo doing the robot. then at the end carrie fisher sings to everyone just like she sings to me in my dreams after we make love in the open sky of the cloud city.
Ok, so most of the best parts aren’t in this, but it totally satisfied my fake retard jonez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7shWta4Zeak
So last night Netflix finally sent me the documentary America: Freedom to Fascism. It had been on Very Long Wait in my queue for a week or two. This film is not typical conspiracy theory stuff. Aaron Russo a famous producer simply sets out to find the law about where working American’s have to pay taxes and he comes to find there is none. He also finds the IRS is a shadow part of the government that is not checked. The IRS can take everything you have without explaining why. He also learned that the Federal Reserve is just a private bank. The list of all the shit he found is just depressing. Federal IDS with GPS are coming for all americans in 2008.
Basically, I am thinking of a new place to live.
Tune into yuletube this holiday season. Enjoy.
