Cameraphone Lens for Pervs, Losers and Creeps
I love it when people just sit around with money and resources and turn out nonsense. Somewhere, there was a guy that said “Let’s make a phallic zoom lens that can go on the back of cell phones! We’ll make a MINT!” So, he and his lackeys proceeded to do just that.
Who in their right mind would buy this? Aside from the one creepy friend every guy had in high school (2nd high school reference of the day for me, if you’re keeping track) that had some hair-brained scheme to wire a camera into the girls locker room, and had a crush on the hot blonde across the street (this means you Matt Williams, wherever you are), I can’t think of a target audience. They may have a marketing plan to sell these in a mall kiosks, to guys that have mirrors on their sneakers or just Matt Williams.
... by braille
this one guy in Huntington Beach took a boom box apart and put a video camera in it. he would cruz the beach and tape girls. he also would swing it under girls skirts to film there beef curtains. that guy would def buy one!