Christmas Time In The LBC

I just started a new job. I’m really excited b/c I’ll be working in Long Beach (same city I live in). I’m working downtown and its so rad, I love being downtown. Today i saw a re-re kid piss his pants, then saw a bum ONLY wearing a t-shirt and boxer walking with a catheter. It was gross to see his piss-bag hanging out. I swear I saw balls too. There is no other way I would have wanted to start the holiday. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa.
****BREAKING NEWS***
Some one guy just shot 2 cops outside. I’m not making this up.