Warner Brothers Will Never Stop Finger Banging Our Youth.

Accroding this moviehole.com, Warner Brothers, aside from having the worst cable service ever, is going make Goonies 2, and release it straight to DVD. While, I am happy it isn’t a remake, I am upset that for years the original film maker, producers and cast have been pushing to get the sequel made for a theatrical release only to have their efforts handed back to them like a cold wet severed penis. Now I doubt any of the original cast will have anything to do with the project.
They also plan on another Gremlins movie and do it all CGI, and also dump it like a cheap hooker to DVD, which might keep Bumps up late one night.
Also slated for production, The Lost Boys 2 and New Jack City 2.
I’ll keep asking the question, are we all out of ideas?


