I hate sublime so much.
I have a violent reaction when they come on the radio. If I see a bumper sticker on a car, I want to ram it. Josh sang a song in the car to piss me off, and I almost jumped out the car. I am glad he is dead cause he has poisioned the airwaves. But I was thinking, If he was still alive, would they have been a one hit wonder and gone away by now? Does anyone else have this probelm?
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Fuck yes. Jesus, how did these jackasses sell records. They are worse than 311.
yeah. they make me angry. almost as angry as bob marley. = as angry as bob marley. I really fuckig hate this band. look at the singers fat pasty arms in that jersey. I hate that I live in his town.
They are second only to the Red Hot Chili Peppers in my hatred. They would be playing the Galaxy with Lit if they were still around.
as much as I hate sublime. there was a time in my in my 14 yearold life were masturbation was at fever pitch and I really identified with this band. The fact that this band is still on the radio and it is listend to by people my age now (24) perhaps means that people still masturbate at a fever pitch and relish in the uncomfortable feeling of being hot and sweaty in their parents house thinking about how much life would be easier if they just would…what ever.
i too hate this band and hate that long beach is associated with it. they are so lucky they are as popular as they have been. if i see someone that has a sticker or shit of sublime i instantly hate them, their family and hope their children still born. other bands on my most hated list would include:
steve miller band - (and i also hate everyone that does the “wwwwaaa, waaa oral guitar part on the smoker joker song)
bob marley (ditto bumps)
john mayer
areosmith
foreigner
journey
and anything on KROQ
but i still have a place in my heart for RHCP. i have tapes in a shoe box (freeky stlyley and up lift the mofo party plan) and then the rest in CD’s. the new stuff is good but i would still rather listen to older stuff (true men dont kill coyotes, catholic school girls rule, fight like a brave, knock me down, etc) guys i can hate on the peppers.
I agree with all the above comments about the bands, but, I have a place in heart for Dream On from Aerosmith.
you guys are all crazy…… you just hate their style, secretly i bet you all bump their sleezy, multi-record selling jams in the privacy of yer own solitude
its a scientistic fact that child molester and people that crap their pants listen to sublime, i read that one time in a science book. cant argue with logic.
back up off journey, man.
sorry… just not a fan
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You all are a bunch of losers!! Why do you get on the internet and hate on bands, so what if i like sublime you want my children to be still born. youre all serious d bags and i hope you someday get a life.
Welcome to whateves Hank.
you all are fucking morons. i bet you listed to creed
Alex I could listed many reasons why we are not morons.
“so what if i like sublime you want my children to be still born.”
actually, best case scenario is that sublime has already made you sterile.
There is a sublime song that is on a nintendo DS video game sing along that will further poison our youth into thinking sublime is the greatest band ever to live. When the commercial comes on i beat up anyone who won’t mute the tv.
Creed? You really think people who don’t like Sublime listen to creed? You are way off your mark.
SUBLIME IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK OTHERWISE ARE FUCKING RETARTED AND MUST BE FUCKIN FAGS, THE GUY’S WHO HATE SUBLIME MOST LIKELY SUCK ALOT OF DICK AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS, THE CHICKS THAT HATE SUBLIME ARE OBVIOUSLY FAT FUCKIN SMELLY WHORES, AND FOR THE PERSON THAT SAID “LOOK AT THE SINGERS FAT PASTY ARMS IN THAT JERSEY” GET A FUCKIN CLUE THAT AINT THE SINGER YOU FUCKIN MORON.
Maybe that is why I hate them so much, I suck dick. a lot of it.
+1 for Sublime hate, please.
kthxbai
Hates them too, GRRRRLLLL!
sublime rules. any shallow bitch who brings up their apperence is a dullard.If you base good music on the looks of the artist,you were a failed abortion.you will all be happy to know they dont play sublime in hell where i will be putting you
Fuck you. Sublime is an amazing band. Same with Red Hot Chili Peppers. What the fuck did Sublime ever do to you? Just ’cause Spice Girls is your favorite band, doesn’t mean you have to hate Sublime. Pull your head out of your ass so your boss can stick his cock in there.
Shouldn’t you be at Newport Tattoo right now getting that tribal sun you’ve always wanted?
ahhh I love the smell of hatred in the morning.
Yeah, im shallow. you wanna take that outside?
I can’t wait to go to hell to get some quiet, cause I can’t go one day without hearing Sublime.
Ok, look. Sublime combines the worst elements of Reggae (sorry Bob M.), Rock (Sorry Rolling Stones), Fat guys, and Dalmatians. It gives voice to every douche chill that doesn’t have the discrimination to go find good music and just wants to hear it’s ok to be a Bro. I’m sorry if we live in a pluralistic society where you get mixes of bullshit (rap/ reggae - rock/metal crossovers i.e.: 311, { - that amber song which [I hate to say it] is actually ok}, Lincoln Park, Limp Basket, etc) that don’t seem to offend the purists. It’s like no one cares any more.
Linkin Park is ‘NSYNC with Guitars.
you guys deserve to die.
SUBLIME ROCK! THEY ALWAYS WILL
shut the fuck up. sublimes the best band in the history of all bands
I’d rather watch my mom get fisted them hear 1 min of their fucking shit toilet music.
I challenge any Sublime fan to really convince me why they “rock”. No one ever points our any facts about how good Sublime was… you know why? B/c everyone listening to them is either 1. smoking pot. 2. drunk 3. Under 15 years old. And if your over 15 and saying Sublime rocks… go stand in front of a mirror. That reflection you see… that is the literal definition of DOUCHE BAGGERY.
listen to the bass lines. theyre so good
man. dont hate on sublime. sublime is fucking awesome. along with rhcp. so yeah.
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“I challenge any Sublime fan to really convince me why they ‘rock’”?
they rock because they dropped fat ass bass lines over kicking drum beats and had an amazing singer who threw every ounce of his heart and soul into his delivery, and he was also a bad ass dancehall rapper and a pretty damn good blues-oriented guitar player.
i don’t care if you listen to them or not. but it’s pure ignorance to say that they suck, because i listen to every type of music imaginable, i play multiple musical instruments, i have little doubt that i’m very familiar with each and every band that you adore, unless you have a low IQ and like shitty, bland, dissonant music… and i say that sublime kicks ass, and i know for certain that i enjoy cranking up the bass in my car and bumping sublime. sublime has something enjoyable to offer, have some inherent and objective musical value for which to appreciate, if you so choose. they rock. thus, if you don’t realize that sublime is good if listened to with the right approach, then you are IGNORANT of the ways in which sublime rocks, because they DO rock - i can assure you that i am thoroughly enjoying the music when i listen to it, and that i’m not listening to it just to seem cool, but because it grooves like hell and hits like hell and soothes like little else can.
also, ask anyone who plays the bass, they’ll be sure to say that sublime songs are among the most fun of any group to play on the instrument. very diverse range of bass lines, but all VERY fun to play, eric was an incredible bassist. some smooth grooves, some jumpy riffs, some hard-slamming dub action… sublime and the bass goes together like peas and carrots mm’hmmmm yes they sure do.
many people have made reference to santeria and implied that the lyrics are immature/childish, yet, ironically in my perspective, it’s really YOU who are too immature to comprehend the depth and poetic simplicity of the sentiment being expressed. brad’s lyrics were never meant to be socio-philisophically deep, but they WERE very intrapersonally deep. in santeria, he is writing in the perspective of a man who has just found out that his woman has ran off with another man. he is shocked and hurt and confused, as anyone would be. he had no way of knowing this was going to happen (because he doesn’t practice santeria or have a magical crystal ball which could predict the future). and any man with a working pair of testicles would feel like harming that sancho that stole his woman away. ANY FUCKING MAN IN THE WORLD would have a thought in the back of their mind saying “goddamn it’d feel great to shoot that asshole”. see? nothing immature about that at all, that’s fucking brilliant lyricism in my opinion, that’s emotions at their rawest and most primal and needing, why male lions fight to the death for their territory, competition over females man… one of the strongest and most dominant urges a man will ever experience in this life. if you think that him talking about shooting sancho for stealing his woman is childish and immature, hehe, it is in fact YOU who are too immature to see the universal appeal of these words. they have their juvenile party songs, sure, but the band never played those songs live, they even hated playing date rape live because they thought it was their worst and song.
that being said, santeria is definitely one of my least favorite songs by the band haha. for everyone saying how much sublime sucks, you guys should definitely crank up the bass on your system and give “pawn shop”, “slow ride”, “seed”, “romeo”, “krs-one”, “badfish”, “pool shark”, their cover of “steppin’ razor”… give them all a serious listen to. if you can’t appreciate that then i must question you’re ability to comprehensibly appreciate the structure, flow, and soulful feel of good, expressive music.
and finally, for all those who said they were questioning their friendship with people because said person listened to sublime… fucking just leave, don’t be friends with those people… cuz i wouldn’t want a fellow sublime fan to have to put up with your self-conscious/self-righteous/uppity demeanor any longer than necessary. c’mon, that’s pretty fucking shallow of you, isn’t it? gheezus, i don’t know if it’s possible to be a more blatant douchebag than you’ve just unwittingly admitted yourselves to be. you clearly have self-identity issues if you refuse to hang out with people based on what music they listen to. it’s a sad cycle… you apply labels to people, and you are thus afraid of people applying labels on you.
ehh i made some grammatical errors above and butchered a few sentences but whatevs. and look at the philosphical points i’m making in the first paragraph; i’m not saying that sublime is good only because i say so, but that it is good because it legitimately brings people, such as myself (who so happens to be experienced musically and psychedelically), a great amount of joy. so, since their music DOES impart a profound wonder and delight, then their music objectively (as objectively as can possibly be discerned in our common reality) good music. if you don’t find their music enjoyable, then you are simply not approaching the music with the right mindset, and are thus passing judgment out of ignorance… because it definitely CAN be appreciated, as i am proof of.
the same can be said for anything which is “beautiful”, that replicates the likeness of an established order (music is simply an arrangement of pitches which tend to follow mathematical laws of proportion) back into what we know as “reality”.
I gag everytime I hear them on the radio, I gag the way you do when you find a pubic hair stuck in your back teeth. Thank you jesus for killing the sublime singer, who still no one knows his white trassh wigger name.
same person as previous two… and very messed up on downers right now so sorry if its a bit incomprehensible…
but in conclusion… every piece of well-composed, well-performed music can be appreciated, and i can honestly tell you that, give me a joint to smoke, and i can fall in love with any band that is actually worth anything. look at it this way, if you will not allow yourselves to buy into it otherwise:
if i listen to every type of music, and really learn to love every type of music, then i’m definitely cooler than anybody else, if everyone else is like the people on this site and refuse to hang out with fans of a certain group. because that way no one has anything on me, if they think they’re cooler than me or somehow better than me because they listen to “cooler” music, then in fact they’re not because - because of my open minded approach towards music - i like everything they like, too, and i can understand everything that they love about their music. but i can also understand why everyone else in the world likes the type of music they do, and i can put myself into that zone in order to truly appreciate every other musical genre and tempo and feel.
i don’t think of it like that tho. i’m a stoner, at least i used to be. i listen to music because that shit sounds fucking unbelievably cool stoned. learn to appreciate the structure and flow of music, how its put together, how its played, and just feel what each song has to offer.
so yeah… on drugs, sure that explains this rant to some degree. drugs drugs drugs. think i’ll listen to sublime right now, maybe some pink floyd, some alpha blondy, fucking adrian legg.
yeah… your mom should shave her beaver man, its pretty fucking dirty. that’s the third hair i’ve found back there this week.
hehe yeah, your mother’s a whore.
and his name is bradley nowell. thats one at least who remembers him. more than can be said about you, stupid faggot.
no offense.
ehhh… no use for name calling… i’m on druggies and i feel a need to end on a positive note so i’ll say, everyone, even those of you saying you’re glad someone overdosed, have a great life and a great day tomorrow.
I would have to agree with with you Anonymous. I’m sure STONED Sublime sounds really good. But the fact that YOU have to be high to appreciates the music should tell you something.
The thing that really gets me is when some bro… some burnout pulls up next to me blasting Sublime… I see this as Audible Rape. I’m forced to sit there with a smile on my face and take it.
Keep hating Sublime, I’ll blow your head off and they’ll never find the body. Take your opinion that no one gives a shit about and shove it up your ass with your boyfriends dick. And to the girls, your not equals, and your opinions don’t matter. Bitches. Oooh i broke a nail, FUCK YOU!
one day, the Whateves collective will publish a coffee table book of the comments on this post and it will be awesome.
I’ll put the money made from the coffee book up my boyfriend ass with my dick.
Can we make Whateves t-shirts and stickers that say “Take your opinion that no one gives a shit about and shove it up your ass with your boyfriends dick.”
I bet we would get alot more site traffic with a little promotion.
i think the problem here is that we need a qualifier for what it means to “rock”.
i would come up with a survey to pinpoint this seemingly elusive concept, but iḿ in europe, so fuck you.
p.s. in madrid, you can go to a fake ass “irish” pub (one that serves no guiness) and hear plenty of sublime AND RHCP blasted on the stereo. Both the same thing as far as i am concerned, and take this information as you will.
It was in Madrid that Gabe and I got smashed onto the subway. They also had the most wonderful flute sound when the train would make a stop. I also remember it being the hottest fucking place on the planet. I sat on the statue of Don Quixote. I am glad my memory of Madrid didn’t involve Sublime and RHDP.
You’re all losers with no life. I hope that a stoner fron Long Beach is high on weed and is driving recklessly while listening to What I Got and runs one of you’re asses over.
thats pretty much how I assume I will die.
i cant beleive the worlds gettin so fucked up that people can say thet they are glad other people are dead, just for makin some damn music. if you dont like it, dont listen to it!
Yeah, ya’ll probably do listen to like, Creed or Nickelback or somthing like that. You ALL suck. Sublime is the best band…Ever. Fo Sho
is there some kind of pro-sublime post writing bot out there? it searches for posts about sublime on the net and then responds with different combinations of “bro”, “Fo Sho” and then throws in a random death threat generator.
because i just can’t believe that any of these people are real.
I love the fact that so many people reply to this post… Doe this mean whateves has a huge BRO following?
My favorite reply to this post still has to be:
” Mike said,
on June 7th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Keep hating Sublime, I’ll blow your head off and they’ll never find the body. Take your opinion that no one gives a shit about and shove it up your ass with your boyfriends dick. And to the girls, your not equals, and your opinions don’t matter. Bitches. Oooh i broke a nail, FUCK YOU!”
Again, I almost crashed my truck today trying to turn Sublime off on my stereo.
The other day there was a band playing out side and on the sidewalk (during the afternoon) on 1st street and Linden st. This area is called the East Arts Village here in Long Beach. They broke out from a Bob Marley song to a Sublime song. This drummer was straining so hard to sing like the fat guy (singer). I felt sorry for him and everyone that worked around the area. They had a days worth of crap music to endure.
Nothing worse than bands on 1st and linden. I cant tell you how many saturdays I was trying to take a nap on my couch only to hear the opening strains of “no woman, no cry” come in through the window. God bless glendale for having no such nonsense.
Glendale has it own problems. Slacker junkies aren’t really one of them.
i think someone is just trying to get a rise out of us… and lord knows its gonna take a lot more than anti sublime bashing to make my boner stand at attention.
How about a plane crash of 12 year old boys? will that do it?
the ones trashin sublime and all them other good bands you guys are losers and the dude had a kid its not right to say your glad hes dead!!! and i jam out to all those bands and i have kids!!!does that make me a bad person?? NO it doesnt!!! so get a life the ones who sayin your glad hes dead you will go to hell for that shit!!! and the music your raggin on is damn good music and it has meaning to it!!! ya know not only dope smokers listen to it!!!! like i said he is gone and its not right to talk about the dead like that your parents obviously didnt raise you with any morals!!!
oh yea i was the anonymous mike you fuckin rock tell them how it is!!!all this pisses me off!!!
when drug users die, I don’t shed tears. Having kids and being a drug user is even worse. Talking about the dead is awesome, he’s should be so lucky. He left a skid mark on music culture.
ummmm yea im not a drug user!!! for 1 i have children and 2 im a correctional officer so i dont do drugs and its not right to talk about the dead!!! and sublime fuckin rocks so does steve miller band and the grateful dead!!!
I wish I could come back to life and help my fans learn grammar. Nickie, grammar means good writin’ and shit!!!!
Thanks for the joke nickie, steve miller band and greatful dead? hilarious.
Thanks for the joke nickie, steve miller band and greatful dead? hilarious…
it does not matter how her fuckin grammar is and madex your jealous because you wasnt blessed with suck damn good taste in music!!!to fuck both you little bitches!!!!
i dont give one single fuck about how my grammar is!!!how this one!!!HOW ABOUT YOU GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!! was that spelled good enough for ya buudy???? and madex it must be nice to be born a rich little bitch and thinks they know every fuckin thing!!!dude your a loser you dont have nothin else better to do than bash on someone thats dead and everyone fuckin loves your jealous you little fuck!!!! fuckin born with a silver spoon in your fuckin mouth you little mommas boy bastard!!!! you make me laugh hahaha
Jesus. It’s so bad I almost can’t read any of it. I understand that you are all not concerned with being called intellectuals, but for christ’s sake will you please read back to yourselves what you are writing before you hit that “submit comment” button? All joking aside, if you want to make a point that people can understand, even if the topic is whether or not Sublime was a good band (and you know, everybody who’s getting fired up here? You get the joke right? We here at whateves all understand that musical taste is subjective, and therefore it is “funny” to say something sucks, because you can’t really prove something like that. You got that right? You know this is a joke?) you still need to present your argument in a way that A) your argument can be UNDERSTOOD, and preferably B) that you don’t come off looking like a complete imbecile. Like I said, I get that you don’t care whether or not we here think you are smart or not, but when you string letters together in incomprehensible combinations, nobody is going to listen to you. Just a fact of life. Kind of how the Dead rule, cause they do and it can’t be disputed.
im not stupid honey i do know how to spell!! but when you got a baby on your lap that likes to play with keys its kinda hard to type and hold her all at the same time!!! so i just wanted to let you know that and plus typing with one hand isnt very easy either!!! so i just thought i would put that out there too!!! and yes the DEAD do rule with is why my 2nd daughters middle name is JERRIE!!!!! no not spelled the same but its still for that fact!!!!!!!
I wasn’t so much concerned with spelling as I was grammatical structure and the level of comprehension. But hey, we got baby mommas reading the site. So that’s a plus.
Sublime rocks man. i’m listening to it right now and im not high at all. you haters probably dont know any of the good songs. let me guess you know “santeria”, “what i got”, “wrong way” and maybe “badfish”, and “date rape”. try out “jailhouse” “boss dj” and “greatest hits” and pretty much everything else. I can listen to any sublime record all the way through.
And for you who said that you dont feel sympathy for Brad being addicted to heroin, he tried real hard to stop but he felt powerless. try listening to “pool shark (acoustic)” where hes pretty much predicting his death. he tried heroin because of the pressure of being sublime’s singer/guitarist/songwriter not because he was a fuck up. man i bet most of you people have never even seen heroin before, so dont try to judge someone who grew up in an place/culture where it was so available, especially because he was more successful and well known than any of you fucks.
Most importantly, dont listen to him if you dont like him, and dont talk shit. he wasnt trying to impress people like you anyway.
No matter how hard you try to defend it… Sublime is still hot diarrhea. nuff said.
ya know all the ones bashin on sublime, i wanna know what kind of music they like!! so how about it what kind do you guys like, what do you like listening to??? because you people have even bashed Steve Miller Band and Grateful Dead!!! i mean how could somebody bring themselves to come on the computer and say they were glad someone else was dead??? i mean honestly Brad nor his band did anything to you besides make music!!! whats wrong with that??? ya know he was an addict and i think alot of people can sit here and tell you how it is to be one, it’s not fun!! but its sadly his addiction killed him!! you shouldnt sit here on a fuckin website and say “im glad hes dead”!!! i dunno but you people are gonna go to hell for it!!!!
Hell is other people. So, I guess you’re right.
I enjoy Johnny Cash, The Germs, Mark Kozelek, Fugazi, and Wham!
three question marks. three exclamation points. three question marks. three exclamation points.
the more you use, the better it gets your point across.
sublime poops the bed!!!
ya wanna know how to not die from dope??? easy, don’t fucking do dope.
listen to the talking heads, autolux, pixies, guided by voices, joy division.
i like my question marks and my exclamation points!!!!!!!!see i like all the same shit you like too!!! and when you have had alot of shit goin on in your life its hard not to turn to something, look all im tryin to say is its not right to say your glad someone is dead!! people are going to like the music they like and everyone likes something different me i like everything i listen to everything my favorite is of coarse classic rock like steve miller band, grateful dead, jimi hedrix, janis joplin, bob dylan!!! but like i said i listen to EVERYTHING!!! i was just tryin to say its not right to say your glad someone is dead!!
the fact that this set of comments just keeps going is rad. such great targets, almost too easy. sublime is awful, but the overwhelming defense of their weak shtick is palinesque in its stature. god bless america.
I can’t wait untill Steve Miller dies…then Jerry and I will smoke him out like its the year 420! He is totally the Joker, the Smoker and the MIDNIGHT TOKER!!!
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