Pierce Your Ride! Really? Fucking shoot me now.
I don’t want to live in a world with car piercings.
Yo Brody, you know how awesome your dick ring is? Not as awsome as my eye brow ring, but still wasn’t it intense when you got it done?
How fucking cool would it be if we got matching piercings for our trucks? Ladies will suck our dicks in our trucks in the drive thru of all the In ‘N Outs. People will be so jealous


