
Kayak for the dead…
Anyone who knows me knows I want a viking-esk funeral. You know, burning dragon coffin floating out to sea, the single burning arrow shot from a cliff sets it on fire and the whole thing burns as you float out to sea. Then a New Orleans style wake with drinking and jazz and singing etc. Well you’re not going to be able to pull it off so fuck it. Stick me in one of these and be done with it. Thanks.

