Where’s Slowgun?

Posted by madex in whateves on April 17th, 2007 @ 9:57 am

He has been missing from whateves for awhile. I hope he is ok.

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  1. Anonymous said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 10:22 am

    I think he became a republican

  2. beard said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 11:48 am

    I heard on the radiuo today that Ryan Clark was the RA at the dorm who was killed in the Virginia Tech shooting yesterday. No joke.

  3. kelly bumps said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    can you imagine Ryan as an RA? Trying to solve dorm conflicts…ahahahah ahahahaha

    He would listen to the complaint, look disgustedly at the agrieved parties and then shut his door in thier faces.

    if that could be a tv show i would neve stop watching.

  4. beard said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    don’t forget an exasperated “i don’t care” as he does it.

  5. madex said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I would never stop hugging him goodnight.

  6. Chopstick Sensei said,
    on April 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    I saw that on the news and thought about making a follow-up post to Beard Makes a Movie called “Slowgun Dies in Virginia” with a screenshot of that information.

    …but then I thought it would be too insensitive. Thanks Chris, for being less sensitive than me.

  7. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    Slowgun did not become a Republican, he was born one.

  8. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    Slowgun has been working 14 hour days and has no time for eenternet chatting.w

  9. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    Slowgun’s browsers no longer work for Whateves. He is currently posting from Netscape 4.611

  10. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Slowgun has been preparing to become a holy minister of the Lord.p

  11. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    Slowgun had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.

  12. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    Slowgun uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

  13. slowxgun said,
    on April 18th, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    Slowgun could have saved the VT students with only a can of nacho cheese.=

  14. beard said,
    on April 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    man, you have been busy

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