Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious!!

Will a summer ever pass again when we don’t have SOAP?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/05/24/egypt.snakes.ap/index.html

Rad = 75 artists customize Darth Vader helmets.

sf art scene pal corey arnold spent several years on various fishing boats. that’s right, like deadliest catch style. he took some rad photos. he narrowly escaped death in the icy waters of the bering sea. he brought a cat along for the ride. christopher smith, your dream job awaits… (he even looks like you a little bit) 

Shit yes, I will never stop eating pez from fat elvis. These will be for sale this year. No word yet on if the Pez will be Vicodin or Fried Chicken Flavored. Stay Tuned.

I don’t normally use whateves for shameless self-promotion, but come on, if this isn’t awesome I don’t know what is…

What can I say…the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls love tots.

In October 2006, the B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls’ Community Service Committee introduced a program called “Skater Tots” to a class of second-graders in Richmond, CA.
We bought ‘em speed skates, helmets and pads and set out to teach them to skate!
Check out S.F. State’s multimedia piece and click on the “Learn About Skater Tots” link on the right to see an interactive slideshow and learn how these awesome kids are doing with the help of some B.A.D.-ass ladies.

I had to look at something besides those OC douche sluts. Enjoy, nature.

So my work asked me to create a profile for an upcoming exhibition. Part of that is trying to add as many people from Orange County as possible. Some of the profiles you run across are amazing.

Oh a side note: I’m always interested in the male/female dynamic when it comes to “blinged out/bro” society. I mean, I guess a lot of guys would think these girls are super hot.(maybe in the 909? oh, or HB?) Logically they would be “hooking up” really attractive men? But look at the douchery. Like that guy in cornrows. I love it.

Also, this sort of hyper femininity is exhausting to even look at. They’re basically drag queens*.

*sorry actual drag queens.

or sucks. either way.

If you live or work in LA go take a gander out your window. The observatory and greek theater are goin up in flames and it looks like ‘pocalypse.

by signing this petition

now if we can find a way to send aoki to jail we might be able to clean up la just a little bit

I’ve done it.  I went to costco to stock up on more, I was so excited to see my favorite food in a 2 ton box that when I picked one up, the whole rack fell down behind me.

san francisco ranks #1 on the list of the humane society’s top 25 most humane cities in the country.

 not that i’m surprised, or anything.

i know its not vegan and i know its viral marketing but damn it kind of made me laugh. the idea of tiny pies being thrown and tiny bugs is just ridiculous. so there for i pass it along. well done samsung for your creative little food on little catapults

to call bullshit on pinkberry.

I ate of the berry last night. I even saw Phil there. I even got toppings or as they like to call them at coldstone – a place where REAL americans get their ice creams – mixins. And I have to say…I was disgusted. #1 its yougart but frozen. not frozen yougart. yougart that is frozen. #2 yougart that is frozen is expensive. #3 there are not enough oreo cookie bits in the world to fool me into thinking that yougart that is frozen is a treat.

I know everybody loves this taste abomination but I just don’t get it.