this goes out to madex

Posted by mathsashay in whateves on August 8th, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

you want posts, eh? alright. away we go…

a word from science and supermodels about how to obtain the geeky girl of your dreams. i mean, doesn’t everyone want a math nerd to call their own?

Let’s face it, sometimes we get tired of dating models. Sure, they clean up well but it gets annoying having to tell her she’s beautiful a hundred times a day and the cocaine bill gets expensive. You might think you have no hope of getting an attractive low-maintenance geek girl and I am inclined to agree ( that you can’t anyway ) but I would rather light a candle than curse your darkness, so here are my tips to try and help. I present to you Version 1.0 of The Mens Guide To Dating A Geek Girl.

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iBike

Posted by madex in entertainment, technology, whateves on August 8th, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

I just ordered something nerdy and electronic on Amazon and they suggested other things I might like to buy.

I looked and noticed an ipod water bottle bike speaker.  Its called the iHome IH85B.

You put your ipod inside and it pumps the music out. And it can be kept in your water bottle holder in your bike, if you have one. Gone are the days of Charlies Mix tapes, and bungy cords to keep his boom box on his beach cruiser.

For $87.95, I think it is a good bike club (let’s blow the dust off of bike club’s dusty vagina too) investment.

Amazon link 

Young Hollywood can’t wait for Vomit flashlight.

Posted by madex in whateves on August 8th, 2007 @ 11:28 am

Flashlights that are designed to make you barf on the spot. Using LED light technology, to make you hurl.

Home Land Security is making these happen, but Hollywood will make it sexy.

These barf beamers are only prototypes, but they should be on national guardsmen by 2010,

and in the Ivy bathroom in September.

Link

Let’s blow the dust off this Dusty Vagina.

Posted by madex in whateves on August 8th, 2007 @ 11:09 am

I’m calling out to all the Whateves family.

If we all post one thing a day, and tell 3 people to read it, we could get this site back into shape, be friends again and laugh alone in our offices and livingrooms.

What do you say?

Post shit today!

Im looking at you, bumps, slowgun, beard, Psmynameisphil, Madex, Ktalu, tarasaidthat, Brent, tim, food crime, Moxxie and Math Geek Girl. let’s get it rolling.