I’d Hire You.

Why are we not making the big bucks?

Seems that these days there are no rules, you can put Mustache Rides into corp. advertising, no problem.
NIKE® is reissuing their old line of running shoes from 30 years ago. Their new website is a flash site that explores an old running magazine from 1977, only all the photography is digital. Be on the look out for waffles and a rape van.

Tarasaidthat sent me this today. And I haven’t watched MTV in years but I
am curious to what the fuck this is. My favorite is the mexican toilet guy you can pee into.
Enjoy.
So, I’m stuck with nothing to post about so I’m turning to music. I’m going to start posting about bands that are new, or new to me, or interesting in some way, or maybe on tour, or what not. Here goes..

Daft Punk.
ok, so people love or hate Daft Punk. Personally I wasn’t interested in the 90s. (some people are saying, “well duh” right now [beard] and some people are saying “WTF, why not?”[probably Kevin]) They are on tour and a lot of friends are going to see them. Plus LCD Soundsystem (pretty much amazing) mentions them all the time. I’ve given in and started checking them out. I love robots and music, so it’s kind of a no brainer that I would dig it. The later more techno stuff is kind of a turn off but I really dig the first few cds. Plus these helmets rule. They are everything I love about led watches but a whole helmet! Amazing. Here’s a link if you want to get one.
literally. a study was recently published stating that we are not, in fact, related to monkeys. guess it’s time to rewrite the biology textbooks again!

and beard, you’ll like the dig they take at religion.
The Ten, is the new film from David Wain who Directed, Wet Hot American Summer.
I was supposed to go to a free screening last night, but work smashed me in the dick and I wasn’t able to go.
So I gladly paid to see it after work. I saw it with Josh and Kevin R. and Josh’s diet coke tasted nasty, but he kept drinking it anyway, and Kevin R. lost the movie ticket I bought him, so I basically paid 20 bucks for this movie and I still left smiling.
The whole cast from MTV’s THE STATE is back in ten segmented short films about the Ten Commandments.

If you want to know the plot of each short story, its after the jump.