I’ve been a Disneyland Passholder since I was 15, I’d take the bus there for god sake.

Though, I’ve never thought about liking Disney’s California Adventure, I feel like I’ve spent the majority of my time in that park cause Disneyland is always over crowded, and well, they have a little mermaid bar. The park has been a huge disappointment to fans and Disney’s pockets. So they are going to pump 1.2 billion dollars, a mere mouse fart of cash to polish this turd up proper. I actually think I am going to miss all the crappy stuff they are replacing. Here is the to do list:

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This is a cake.

While looking for something unrelated to cake on google. I came across Mikes Amazing Cakes.

Since Mike can make anything into an amazing cake, what would be the best Cake shape?

Hilly photo (c) Spencer Drate

Hilly Kristal, the founder of legendary New York punk rock club CBGBs, died yesterday of lung cancer. He was 75.

Despite the fact that in its later years CBGBs packed so many bands on a bill that it seemed like each got to play about 2 songs (and these were, generally, short songs), it was a club that should have been experienced by any music fan. Its basement bathrooms were between hideous and downright dangerous; its stage was awkward; it was cramped as hell. When it closed last year, we were (mostly) sorry to see it go.

Now, like a surviving spouse left without a reason to live, founder Hilly Kristal is dead, less than a year after CBGB’s closing. Rock on, Hilly. Kick some disco ass in heaven.

Four tiny orpahned hedgehogs are snuggling up to the bristles of a cleaning brush - because they think it’s their mother.
The four inch long creatures are being hand-reared by staff at the New Forest Otter, Owl and Wildlife Park in Ashurst, Hants.

Workers say Mary, Mungo, Midge and Slappy get comfort from playing with the centre’s cleaning brush and enjoy rubbing against it. (Tarasaidthat saying who named one Slappy??)
The smells on the brush, which is used to sweep a yard, remind the hedgehogs of their natural habitat while the texture reminds them of their mother.

Because they have very poor eyesight you have to appeal to their sense of smell and touch by giving them different scents and textures.

They like natural scents and have enjoyed playing with our cleaning brushes, soil, leaves, flower pots and the like. They particularly seem to enjoy rubbing against the brush. “It may sound odd but I imagine the bristles feel a bit like their mum.”
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Come in your car, on your bike or on foot. Have a radio ready.

Film starts at 9pm sharp. Be on time encase a location change happens.

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2nd and Beaudry, downtown LA.
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Photo from Space Balls by Kevin Roache

This may come as a surprise to some of you dudes, but women can shit up a bathroom to rival any man any day. This is not a challenge.

For some awesome reason that I am totally unaware of, the two bathrooms in my building have been cut down to just one. That equals two stalls for about 20 women. Before this the downstairs bathroom was exclusively for me and “tight and dry” the other lady in my office. The infrequent use left us with a very clean restroom, well stocked and deodorized.

It has been 2 weeks since the bathroom upstairs has been out of commission and some one has been shitting up the bathroom on a daily, no hourly basis. Every time I go to use the bathroom, inevitably there is a pair of safari-style wedge heels turned pigeon toed perched on the first toilet. She goes silent when I arrive, like she’s just in there completing a crossword or something. Yesterday there was an enormous wad of toilet paper on the floor next to her feet and the sounds of something being squeezed from an almost empty bottle. To clarify, I don’t think that this sound was coming from her ass, but actually from a squeeze bottle. This is worse. She was probably applying some kind of ass cream.

This just in:

The dude that eats my food after I have thrown it in the trash (I hate him, I hate him) just asked me for some peptobismol. I am so sick of hearing about his ass. He calls in sick with diarreah. Most likely because he eats out of the trash. Stop eating my trash. It’s my trash. I now have to hoard my trash.

We all know now that Bumps is lazy, too lazy to even to sign in for a comment.

So I bring you what she shared with me.

Slusho!!! You can’t drink just six.