Disney to Polish its Turd soon.
I’ve been a Disneyland Passholder since I was 15, I’d take the bus there for god sake.
Though, I’ve never thought about liking Disney’s California Adventure, I feel like I’ve spent the majority of my time in that park cause Disneyland is always over crowded, and well, they have a little mermaid bar. The park has been a huge disappointment to fans and Disney’s pockets. So they are going to pump 1.2 billion dollars, a mere mouse fart of cash to polish this turd up proper. I actually think I am going to miss all the crappy stuff they are replacing. Here is the to do list:
1. The entrance now will be pushed out farther to make room for a Roaring 20’s entrance, They will take out the golden gate bridge as well. Gone too will be the over sized brass sun.
2. Hollywood Pictures Backlot will be fully removed and replaced with 30’s themed Hollywood with more shops and 30’s cars and limos moving about the strip. muppet 3d will be replaced with mickey’s Philharmagic (whatever that is) and will have a 30’s pre show. The Fake skyline will be replaced with a full overhaul of the Hyperion Theater to make it nice to host events like the emmys and such.
3. Pier area will all be revamped to be more of a 20’s pier feeling with pixar vomit all over it. A new show called “Wonderful World of Color” will be in the lagoon, and seating around the water will made to fit 10,000 people. All of route 66 area will be gutted, goodbye to the zepher, mcdonalds and mulluland madness, make way for a Victorian era beer garden. Golden Dreams, Bumps and my favorite, will also be taken out. Poor whoopi, no one ever watches her film about how California basically raped and killed everyone. In the place of Golden dreams will be a Little Mermaid ride using omnimover ride system like the haunted mansion. Now I can take shots at the little mermaid bar and ride her goddamn ride.
4. Disneyland Hotel massive overhaul.
5. New W style Disney Hotel off the Disney property.
6. At Disneyland new additions to Indian Jones for the new film opening. New pirates upgrade with Tia Dalma (voodoo chick) in the Blue Bayou, chase scenes to be replaces and updated from 1997, and ending dock scene to be added. A whole new Tomorrowland by 2010. Microsoft will take over innoventions till 2010, then they will blow it up. New monorail fleet has been ordered, star tours 2.0 has been green lit, electric autopia presented by Honda will present a Greener tomorrow land, the return of the people mover, and a whole new secret Fast attraction that will push tomorrow land out to harbor blvd.
... by kowynntun
i went to disneyland on goth day a few weeks ago. it was awesome. my pass expires in a month and i still haven’t been on the subs or the new pirates island.
who wants to go on a thursday night?
I’ve never been to california adventure
Im down to do on a thursday night, but the island might be closed. But my pass expires soon as well. I want to see the subs.
just make sure you get there early and head straight for the subs. i can’t imagine waiting two or three hours for that ride.
subs? is there a new ride? that old shit closed down when i still worked there.
#1 am down for a thursday nigth.
#2 Fuck these changes. You know the first thing to go will be the corn dog kingdom and anyone who fucks with muppets gets a swift kick to the dick. GOLDEN DREAMS is getting torn out??!?!?!?! what the fuck. I unashamedly love california adventure. I loved superstar limmo, i loved who wants to be a millionaire, I love the stupid ass jellyfish ride. Fuck disney. they are dead to me. A roaring 20s entrance? what is this…knotts berry farm in 1990? (actually I would give anything to get to go to knotts berry farm in 1990 one more time). If they mess with my bar, I will attack thier face.