I’m in you horoscopes, messin’ with your day
It just keeps getting better…
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Here’s my horoscope for today:
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GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Despite the fact that you’re trying to be more realistic these days, truly magical events do occur. This is the kind of day you look back on later and think, “Did that really happen?” It did.
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“Tight and dry†just walked into my office and farted loudly and then turned on her heel left. No explanation. I guess that I really wouldn’t want a reason. I don’t think that it was vindictive because her intent was not to drop a bomb and skate, she forgot something and came back a few minutes later. Did that really happen? It did.
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As always, the horoscope is on the nose.
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“Tight and dry†has cause many incidents that have made me wonder “Did that really happen?†In fact, I refer to her as “Tight and dry†because she told me one Valentines Day that she had given her husband a tube of KY in a box of chocolates because she’s so tight and dry (She is my mother’s age). I don’t recall what she said directly after that. The words ran together.
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She has also:
- shown me her boobs while in the bathroom. Full rack, unprovoked
- told me that she was upset that her daughter was marrying a Mexican. This is a common occurrence.
- Handed me several Nora Roberts books citing that they were “full of sex.â€
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Did these incidents really happen? They did.
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The trash digger just grabbed what I printed off of the printer and licked his finger and sorted through it and then licked his finger some more. Any of this yours he says. Never mind I’ll print later.
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keep it coming girl.. hahah
hahahahaha. tight and Dry 4 eva.
I ate someone’s pen at work. He caught me, It even had his name on it. I wonder if he blogs about me.