Phil 1 - Crabs 0
Me using a crab claw as a roach clip to pretend smoke a rolled equal packet from my ice tea
So, last night was the fist time I have eaten Crab (besides a California Roll). I’m actually new to eating meat in general. I was vegetarian for 10 years and now that I’m eating meat again I found myself saying “I’ll try crab”. I was pretty excited because it was my friends birthday and she picked The Crab Pot (Long Beach), I have driven by many times but never gone inside.
Well new to the whole experience, I trusted my sister in-law to order for me. We split a bucket of King Crab Legs. I had no idea what to expect and each time the waiter visited out table he would surprise me with something new.
After cracking the crab legs open with a hammer, pulling out the meat, dipping in butter, squeezing a lemon over it and then finally eating… I tried my first crab. It has much more of a seafoodish taste then I would of thought. I’m not a big fan fishy tastes (I know what you thinking: what do you expect it to taste like) but I just figured it would have a more meat or even chicken like taste to it.
Well needless to say from the above picture, everyone had a really good time and I was able to be silly with friends that I haven seen in a long time.
So after the night was over I was thinking. How many people I know are still vegetarian? Or if you were vegetarian how long and what was the first thing you ate when you crossed back over?
I’ll go first: 10 years, and filet minion from Fortune Cookie
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11 years and chicken soup, but that was because i got really sick and was throwing up for two weeks and the only thing i could eat was broth. after that i could keep down white rice and baked, mild chicken. when i was getting better i figured i was already off the wagon, i might as well eat all of the stuff i had been craving for the previous decade ( i never pretended i didn’t miss meat, it was a struggle for me to be veg).
since then i have taken my revenge on all living beings, including my poor heart and colon. i have a new appreciation for food, and like you phil i have ventured into seafood for the first time in my life.
i went to kings fish house in downtown lbc last week and it was pretty good, but i really want to go to reef, a 60’s era seafood place out by the queen mary. it’s the kind of place you would have taken a date in high school if you had saved up 200 bucks from washing cars for two years. kids will do anything to get some poontang.
but i digress: now let me state that this is not a normal week for me, but this week i have had ( in order of meals):
monday: roast beef sandwich, pasta with sheeps cheese
tuesday: hamburger and onion rings, beef taquitos
wednesday: hamburger steak, fried chicken: black peppercorn steak with blue cheese and pan gravy
thursday: chicken fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy, grilled chicken with beans and rice.
needless to say, i have already died of a heart attack and my ghost is writing this. i need to detox.
John Wesley Whitton, we await your glorious return.
Im still vegetarian. Going on 13 year mark. Never was vegan, what’s the point to life without cheese? I don’t really think about it much, and want to kill outback red necks when they ask me, WHY? Mainly cause I forget why and don’t think its an interesting conversation. On top of which, there really aren’t any vegetarians anymore. That trend past like a fart.
I Crossed the line on accident when I was 17, my mom tricked me and made me meat ravioli, instead of cheese and thought I wouldn’t notice with all the sauce, and I didn’t notice till, I was double over for 2 day yacking my insides out. She later apologized.
A couple summers ago, in vegas after a good day of winning, Tucker treated everyone to super fancy sushi, thanks Tucker, and everyone got me to try a tuna roll, it was like church camp, i was caught up in all the god stuff, I had one piece, it was like eating a butter cube. It was good, I won’t lie, but much like church camp, I never went back.
I never think about meat.
But Arby’s has a place in my heart.
If you hear I’m in the hospital, and about to die, come stuff an Arby’s roast beef sandwich in my mouth.
Damn you Arby’s!!! Damn you. I should have my 30th birthday there. Done.
I think as a society we have evolved past eating animals. I have been Vegetarian for for 12 years and Vegan for 10. I will never eat meat again unless I’m poisoned.
dude this is lame I tried logging in and I’m retarded or need a new password or something…..this charlie and the above comment was me as well. Remember that guy you use to know
clearly then you don’t pay much attention to society, because uh, most of us eat meat.