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Today I was shopping at Bristol Farms when I saw this bag of popchips. At first I was drawn to the modern design of the bag, but then saw that the chips are not fried, nor baked. At this time I was confused as to how they were cooked. The creators claim they “apply heat and pressure (no oil, mind you), and pop its a chip”.

I bought the parmesan garlic chips, they were amazingly delicious. The chip is really light and crispy and almost reminds me of the texture of a rice cake. The flavor is really powerful, you can really taste all the ingredient’s and strangely tastes like pasta with parmesan.

They have a bunch of flavors BBQ, Butter, Salsa, Wasabi, Sea Salt (rice chip), Sea Salt (corn chip), Cheddar and Original.

I give them 5 out of 5 stars - yum-o
www.popchips.com

This film is free now on itunes. Download it. Natalie Portman is tastefully nude.

Even though Bumps says, “Natalie Portman looks like a holocaust grandpa”.

I say, “Hot, holocaust grandpa”.

Download it now.

Here is something to make music a little bit better. link

10. Ghost Rider and Supreme Scream are still terrifying - Especially with now with the news of the girl losing her feet in KY.

9. LARPING - The drama kids are all back at the maze “The Lore of the Vampire”. They’ve been waiting all year to be vampires again, one zit face kid can fly now, and his cape is homemade for sure. The rave room is still there, only this year, a sexy “large” girl dances in a glass case with vomit on her boobs.

8. $1 Hotdogs - I know this excites people, available as you leave the park.

7. Boysenberrys - The only place on earth you can put Boysenberry’s on your Funnel Cake. and get the boysenberry soda drink.
6. CORN! - Hot corn for the odd price of $3.15.

5. Extreme Kissing - On Montezuma’s Revenge it is possible to kiss someone going backwards and upside down.

4. The Grudge II - Still the scariest maze, I was caught 3 times screaming like a little bitch, Hair is scary. (I think the maze is racist, in a good way)

3. Overhearing Gangstas talk to their “Bitches” on the phone - “Ur pussy smells like bees!”

2. Pop Culture Death Fest Stage show - They recap the year in pop culture while killing all of them somehow, the best part came when they spoofed the film 300, the man yells “TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL”, the response was, “GREAT I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO ARBY’S” - I was thinking, is Arby’s gross, the 5 year old in me can still taste the salty meat and soggy bread. Then they said something about Paris Hilton being like the little soaps in her hotel chain. She cums in every room.
The number one reason to go to Knotts this year is after the jump. (more…)

For the last 3 days someone has almost hit me while I was driving. I feel like people are not paying attention lately. It’s almost as if we as a society we have become so accustom to doing more then one thing while driving that we have completely lost the ability to drive cautiously and safely. I also am guilty of changing a song on my iPod, making a phone call and texting.

The last incident was the closest taking place at the Long Beach traffic circle. When someone to my left decide to bail out of his lane and turn into the lane I was driving in. Needless to say I had honk and swerve to avoid a collision.

I realize that driving a traffic circle is not very common so you maybe a little rusty at the protocol. Below is a step by step guide on how to drive a traffic circle.

I’m not a mother, I’m not a writer, I’m not into girls and I’m not even that funny, so why is it I’ve had a fascination with her all these years? I guess its ’cause she can make a joke about poop and monkey butts and still be politically aware and emotionally tied to the everyman/woman out there who is trying to succeed in this over worked American society. She understands the demands of the work week, the relationships, the internet porn and the necessary evils of corp. advertising and rolls it all into one big joke. Her office looks like mine, except the baby. I need to clean it……and get a baby.

One week till 30 rock season 2.

Psmynameisphil opened my world to procrastination with Google Reader.

Now here is my treasure chest of good reads. Click the belly jewel.

 A Lunch time treat…Watersports and Poop! (this ad ran in the L.A. Times recently)

This is a limited edition “opus football table” by Eleven Forty for the super exclusive 20LTD. Only 20 were made and it retails for $28,000.

Team Evil: Pot, Lucifer, Calgula, Ripper (as in Jack), Impaler (as in Vlad the), Hitler, Macbeth (as in Lady), Hyde, Klebb (as in Rosa), Amin, Catcher (as in the Child).

Team Good: Claus (as in Santa), More (as in Sir Thomas), Moore (as in Bobby), Gordon (as in Flash), Robin (as in Christopher), God, Assisi, Jekyll, Poppins, Teresa, M.K. Gandhi.

More images after the jump

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This whole week I have battled my alarm clock. I use my phone, and I snooze over and over and over and by the time I make myself wake up I’m wrecked. I wasted a good hour and a half this morning in and out of sleep,  fun dreams and 1 freak out. Its time I wake up on time, and get my run on, my dog walk on and my clothes on. I’m getting Clocky, I need it.  Clocky, is the sucker punch of alarm clocks. If you snooze once, it rolls away and hides, thus making you get out of bed and find the fucker to shut him off. I need this sort of evil to assist me in the mornings.

 

Cool site that captures the graffiti at the same location over a span of several years

Check it out here

See time lapse example

Everyone loves a little meat on their bones. I will not step eating.
These billboards are up in Milan for their Fashion week. Link

I think the conversation when like this:
Lady: I was wondering if you could tattoo some flowers and some vines around my head?
Tattoo Artist: Sure, I’ll even throw in some cock and balls jizzing everywhere… it will look good trust me.
Lady: Humm, I don’t if thats enough. Do you think you can add a rat and some ants crawling up one of the cocks?
Tattoo Artist: Totally, I think I also can make that butterfly have a boner for a body.

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