They totally forgot about Leslie Hall. WTF

Sadly, there wasn’t one of these I didn’t know.

for all of you i bring you…yoga for the heart

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eXgdSOxaCGI

Please, please, please do not open your door into my car door. I know the color of your car(s) by the mark(s) that you leave on my door each day. You are not anonymous, just an asshole.Stop it or I will totally poop on your trunk lid. Thanks

Man oh man. Safari sandals, as referenced in an earlier post turned out to belong to red blotchy lady. After entering the restroom and discovering her true identity, I realized that I was standing in green cloud of beer scented bathroom. Obviously, red blotchy is an alcoholic. Next time I’m in the restroom I’m going t check the toilet tank for chilling beer.

I also think that I have uncovered the identity of the pair of man shoes that seems to be unrolling endless amounts of toilet paper – A dumpy little lady who is a fat as she is wide. I can just imagine her in the stall batting mindlessly at the toilet paper roll like a kitty cat, unconcerned about the pile that is forming at her feet. Sure… she’ll wipe with it anyway. I guess three feet of ass warrants more toilet paper?

To quote a distant white trash relative of mine, “There are 20 pussies in this building using too much toilet paper.” (modified for my purposes) the original line was delivered at a family barbeque. Ruthe Anne, also broke a chair that day. I do declare.

To much talky talky from employees about fuck nothing, I don’t give a good god damn about what you did this weekend and I really don’t care to tell you about mine. Unless you tell me this:

“I went to visit my daughter and the Mexican this weekend. His whole family was there. There must have been like 20 of them. I just left I can’t stand those people.”

Thanks Tight and Dry you are a Gem.

Saw this movie last night and loved it! Really well filmed, well acted and well written. Jane Fonda gives a stand out performance. It has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/klute/

Trivia: Jane Fonda hung out with call girls and pimps for a week before beginning this film in order to prepare for her role. When none of the pimps offered to “represent” her, she became convinced she wasn’t desirable enough to play a prostitute and urged the director to replace her with friend Faye Dunaway.

Does anyone know who the artist is of the images that are hanging in this scene from the movie? I need to know!!

A Conservative encyclopedia you can trust. The truth shall set you free.

It seems the religious right have discovered wiki…

Some highlights…

- Learn what Wikipedia does not inform you about the vast Communist conspiracy that almost undermined the United States Government!

- Americans do not believe that humans evolved, and the vast majority says that even if they evolved, God guided the process. Just 13 percent say that God was not involved.

- Studies report that homosexual couples have significantly higher incidences of violent behavior. For example, a recent study by the Canadian government states that “violence was twice as common among homosexual couples compared with heterosexual couples”.

More fun than you can shake a stick at!

Also make sure you memorize the Conservapedia Commandments!

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Popcorn flavoring contains the chemical diacetyl, which has been linked to lung damage in factory workers testing hundreds of bags of microwave popcorn per day and inhaling its fumes. The chemical is a naturally occurring compound that gives butter its flavor and is also found in cheese and even wine, according to the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health.

“I go to work, I come home, go to the golf course and I go to church, I started popping popcorn because it’s tasty and easy to do.”

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Big Luciano is Dead!

See Pavoratti & James Brown Live! Yup they performed “It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World” together! Ahh ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIyzNISw1Q

japanese sleep study says waking up early can cause heart problems. i say: sweet. now i have an excuse to be late everyday.