1981 DeLorean Brochure Shown Above
The DeLorean will be back in production in 2008. Yes, thats right… 2008. Thats is the official word from DeLorean Motor Company. Pricing will be in the $40K range, flux compositor not included.
BABE: PIG IN THE CITY
After winning the sheepherding contest, Babe (voiced by E.G. Daily) comes home to the reality that Farmer and Mrs. Hoggett (James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski) may lose their land. The prize porker and Mrs. Hoggett go to the big city in a desperate attempt to save the farm but become separated. On his own, Babe performs with the circus, is chased by stray dogs and becomes a leader among animals in director George Miller’s Oscar-nominated sequel.
This movie is a pre-9-11 terrorist attack on children. Nowhere in the movie description does it tell you that this film will rip out your soul, smash it in the street, pee on on your dick/vagina, fuck your mom and drown your pet in the river. This movie does all of that. This is the most fucked up movie. Living in the city is a bitch.
So my co-worker brought in some Diddy Riese cookies and as i was eating the tasty treats I started wondering what would be the perfect receptacle for holdin’ such a good cookie! Then I stumbled upon this!
This cookie jar is new and absolutely perfect for the ‘rapper fan in your life.’ When you tilt the head back to open the jar he raps out the following:
“Chocolate chip, oatmeal, peanut butter too, It’s the Cookie Rapper and I’m rappin’ for you, Don’t just stand there lazy Lookin like a bookie, Reach on in and have yourself a cookie. Hmmm.”
Batteries included!
Click below to buy and to hear the talkin’ rapper cookie jar!
Only $29.95! Damn!
http://www.talkingpresents.com/Talking_Rapper_Cookie_Jar_p/talking_rapper_cookie_jar.htm
Last night my roommate Teddy and I realized we hadn’t eaten. So we just wanted to get something quick. We try Carls Jr, cause I really hate when we go to McDonalds and all I get is an apple pie. We pull up to the drive thru and Teddy asks, “What do you have that isn’t fries, and doesn’t have meat in it?” The man over the loud speaker says, “We have Crisscut fries and Chicken”……Teddy put the car in reverse and left without saying anything. We then laughed all the way to Jack’n the Box.
Ah we are living in an age of truly irresponsible parenting. Children flip out and scream in public while their stupid parents maintain a goat like stare in the other direction. Chew your cud mom and dad your child will murder you someday.
A member of my office staff has an eggplant for a wife. That bitch doesn’t make a move without calling her husband who is supposed to be on the phone with clients. No one is dying. She calls because one of their children (that they cannot afford) won’t tie there shoes.
“Tie your shoes, listen to your mother…I….jh…bh…(next part yelled through clenched teeth) tie your shhhooooeeessszzzzzz noooowwwww.â€
Eggplant gets back on the phone –
“I told you how to handle this…I..jhh..bh…remember that psalm that we read together last night. Well that’s your answer…yh…wh…nhh…bye.â€
This happens like 15 times a day.
I love the calls that are like a session at the therapist’s office or a confessional.
“You can’t let your dad walk all over you like that…no…you can’t…ask God he’ll tell you the same thing.â€
This same man tears pictures out of the South Coast Plaza insert from the newspaper to hang on his “Dream Board,†which is littered with pictures of fast cars, huge houses and sultry women. Sorry dude, not gonna happen. Be positive, but know your limitations. You can’t put a baby seat in a Ferrari and you make $12.00 and hour.
Once this dude and tight and dry were spotted praying in the parking lot His hand on her head, summoning the power of the lord in the usually unoccupied handicapped space. If there ever was a truly handicapped couple…..
