My Magical Retarded Elvis Whiskey Decanter Has Arrived!

Posted by therealsimon in whateves on September 10th, 2007 @ 10:31 am

I was so bummed over Britney’s performance until I got my ceramic retarded fat Elvis Whiskey Decanter in the mail that I bought on Ebay! Created and designed with meticulous glorious detail this captures Elvis in the down syndrome phase of his career. See the photos below for evidence.

Not only is this a decorative statue but his head pops off so you can swig whiskey from his neck while listening to his built in music box play “love me tender.” It even came with the 1977 whiskey still inside and a card attached saying “vintage 1977 whiskey included, drink with caution!”

GET YOUR OWN

Oh and the McCormick Family also did other Ceramic Statue Whiskey Decanter Tributes to the likes of Eleanor Roosevelt, Jess James, Billy The Kid, Mark Twain and more, more, more!

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Mac or PC

Posted by Chopstick Sensei in whateves on September 10th, 2007 @ 9:29 am

I’m pretty sure there’s an actual ban on PCs here at whateves, and I heard rumor of moltov cocktails being thrown into the house of some poor soul who tried to access the site via a Sony Vaio… but while the police are trying to clear up that mess, let’s enjoy this:

MTV VMA’s 2007 - Ladies, Show that Fat Ass.

Posted by madex in tv, whateves on September 10th, 2007 @ 12:11 am

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I really don’t know where to begin. MTV this year, took it upon themselves to reinvent the wheel of award shows, by taking the wheel, and making it a drunk frat party. Oh, and invited all the Fat girls. continue reading this story —>