Chris Brown is filled with super human powers.

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 8:08 pm

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Click pic to witness in motion.

Horse Face Rift Chest

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 7:05 pm

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Gabies said it once about Tori Spelling, and I have never forgotten.

Office Space: After Hours.

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

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TRON STRIKES BACK

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

25 years and 128 bits later Disney is in negotiations with commercial director Joseph Kosinski . Script is being crafted by “Lost” writers Eddie Kitsis and Adam Horowitz.  Disney official statement about this film it it will be the “next chapter” in the TRON storyline.

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This could be the worst fuck of all time, or sweet sloppy seconds.

Tron has withstood the test of time for boldly being original. I only

hope that take Disney takes that into account when dealing with this sequel.

(While looking for a photo for this post i found this: enjoy)

New Zealand Natural Ice Cream

Posted by madex in something i ate, whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 2:56 pm

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Around the office, different people come by to give us free samples of their food items. Today’s was New Zealand Natural Ice Cream, and they busted out their goods.

I have to say that Slowguns rule about Pizza, “Even a bad slice of pizza is still a pretty good slice of pizza”, applies to Ice cream as well.

But there was definably something better about this ice cream, perhaps Hobbits make it.  It isn’t like Pink Berry stuff, its real Ice cream.

So if your ever in Orange, I guess they have a store there, but soon I am sure they’ll be taking over with store in Huntington Beach, LA Live at Staples Center and Riverside.

Juggalo’s For Jesus.

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

In my quest to better update Bumps with spiritual guidance. I came across this site today that incorporates Juggalos and Jesus. JaggaloFaith.com What’s a Juggalo? The urban Dictionary can’t even agree on a specific meaning, but basically, you love the Insane Clown Posse and any other turd ball with face paint on is your family.

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From the sites Mission Statement.

“JuggaloFaith.com was created for the sole purpose of teaching the message of the carnival. We believe this message is the message of the gospels of Jesus Christ. We believe that Christ died on the cross and suffered for our sins, we believe that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and we believe that he ascended bodily into heaven. We recognize that there is valid teachings in other belief systems but the one and only true path to the father and to heaven (Shangri-La) is Christ and Christ alone. We believe that Christ was born from a virgin mother thus being perfectly human and perfectly God.

We offer weekly sermons
based on the teachings of Jesus.”

Heaven Knows Im Misrable Now.

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

die bitch

7 Reasons the 21st Century Is Making  You Miserable.

David Wong over at Cracked has made a simple list on
why we all are ready to take a bat to someone’s face.

#1. We don’t have enough annoying strangers in our lives.

#2. We don’t have enough annoying friends, either.

#3. Texting is a shitty way to communicate.

#4. Online company only makes us lonelier.

#5. We don’t get criticized enough.

#6. We’re victims of the Outrage Machine.

#7. We feel worthless, because we actually are worth less.

It’s a good read.

Garrison Keillor – Fashion Icon?

Posted by madex in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 10:35 am

Last night before I fell asleep watching Perez Hilton’s new show, Perez Sez, and had the fucking worst nightmare of my life. I was watching The Colbert Report and his guest Garrison Keillor of A Prairie Home Companion was wearing a turtleneck, blazer, some shitty jeans and some kick ass Red Saucony shoes with matching Red socks. It was enough for me to get out of bed, and find my phone to take a picture. Check it out. mail1.jpgmail-12.jpg

He’s got a new book about naked people parasailing. Pontoon.

This is where Bumpses come from

Posted by bumps in whateves on September 12th, 2007 @ 10:03 am

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