Apple has finally granted us iPhone owners the ability to purchase and create our own ring tones! Not all songs work, only song with the little bell icon that show up in iTunes are compatible. You still have to own the song (bought through iTunes) in order to edit it for a ring tone, unless you have a 3rd party converter program.

Above is the top 10 ring tones to date on iTunes (the list refreshes in real time). I don’t know who is buying all the songs but I have a pretty good idea of the age group.

Current ringtones on my iPhone:
1) Star Wars (Main Title) - John Williams
2) Hung Up - Madonna
3) America Fuck Yeah - Team America Soundtrack

Wishlist ringtones:
1) The Final Countdown - Europe
2) Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver or My Name is Mudd - Primus
3) Get Smart theme song

What will you pick for your ring tones?

See the top 100 ring tones after the jump
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BUMP

so the summer is ending and we haven’t done dick. im calling bike club. sat sept 22nd. my house be there.

3:00 light bike ride through echo park. (try not to get shot)
5:00 bbq at my crib. (pour some out for the dead homies we loose on the ride)

i just moved to echo park come help me warm my house with your steaming hot bodies. show up early for the ride or come later for a bbq/party. birng some stuff to gril. there will be punch and pie.

hit me up for more info or rsvp whoeves@whateves.com

be there or be dead.

Stop everything that you are doing and get tickets to one, or all three shows coming up in the next months for Puppet Up. I saw them perform in Orange County a few months back with Tarasaidthat and Therealsimon and it was the best thing ever. It is the Jim Henson Company doing inprove comedy, and there is nothing G rated about it. It was incredible and every show is different, they never do the same thing twice.

Avalon Theater in Hollywood

Upcoming dates:
Friday, August 17th
8:00 PM
(doors will open at 7:00 PM)

Saturday, September 22nd
Saturday, October 20th

I am planning on getting tickets for all 3 shows. I can’t explain how rad it is to see how they do the muppets, and then to see them say the worst shit ever.

Click here for tickets.

Lets band together and get a whateves.com table, standing for comedy sounds lame.

Here is my last whateves rant after I went last time:

Tonight was quite possibly the most amazing night ever, seeing Muppets live on stage, and how they do it was amazing. Also amazing was seeing a rapping opossum giving aliens aids, Old men cumming while watching COPS the TV show while making sex cakes. ZOmbies at a Yorba Linda McDonalds, Hot dogs singing about putting things up their asses, and of course the church of michael jackson. I laughed so hard, I almost lost my voice. When this comes back, it is mandatory that you go. Brian Henson (Jim Henson’s son) was there and all the main puppeteers Minus Frank Oz (miss piggy). I really wish more people came, on sex cake.

Puppet up Website.

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