I’m not a mother, I’m not a writer, I’m not into girls and I’m not even that funny, so why is it I’ve had a fascination with her all these years? I guess its ’cause she can make a joke about poop and monkey butts and still be politically aware and emotionally tied to the everyman/woman out there who is trying to succeed in this over worked American society. She understands the demands of the work week, the relationships, the internet porn and the necessary evils of corp. advertising and rolls it all into one big joke. Her office looks like mine, except the baby. I need to clean it……and get a baby.

One week till 30 rock season 2.

Psmynameisphil opened my world to procrastination with Google Reader.

Now here is my treasure chest of good reads. Click the belly jewel.

 A Lunch time treat…Watersports and Poop! (this ad ran in the L.A. Times recently)

This is a limited edition “opus football table” by Eleven Forty for the super exclusive 20LTD. Only 20 were made and it retails for $28,000.

Team Evil: Pot, Lucifer, Calgula, Ripper (as in Jack), Impaler (as in Vlad the), Hitler, Macbeth (as in Lady), Hyde, Klebb (as in Rosa), Amin, Catcher (as in the Child).

Team Good: Claus (as in Santa), More (as in Sir Thomas), Moore (as in Bobby), Gordon (as in Flash), Robin (as in Christopher), God, Assisi, Jekyll, Poppins, Teresa, M.K. Gandhi.

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This whole week I have battled my alarm clock. I use my phone, and I snooze over and over and over and by the time I make myself wake up I’m wrecked. I wasted a good hour and a half this morning in and out of sleep,  fun dreams and 1 freak out. Its time I wake up on time, and get my run on, my dog walk on and my clothes on. I’m getting Clocky, I need it.  Clocky, is the sucker punch of alarm clocks. If you snooze once, it rolls away and hides, thus making you get out of bed and find the fucker to shut him off. I need this sort of evil to assist me in the mornings.