Waking Up Fucking Sucks.
This whole week I have battled my alarm clock. I use my phone, and I snooze over and over and over and by the time I make myself wake up I’m wrecked. I wasted a good hour and a half this morning in and out of sleep, fun dreams and 1 freak out. Its time I wake up on time, and get my run on, my dog walk on and my clothes on. I’m getting Clocky, I need it. Clocky, is the sucker punch of alarm clocks. If you snooze once, it rolls away and hides, thus making you get out of bed and find the fucker to shut him off. I need this sort of evil to assist me in the mornings.
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ive been on the fence about clocky for a long time. where do i buy him so that he may ruin my life?
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oh man. that is so awful yet awesome! i might need one to cuss at in the mornings.
what happened to the brown furry one?
Brown furry one, was a prototype. I think you can get sweaters for them though. if you like.
“pump blood back to your extremities and grey matter.”?