This film is free now on itunes. Download it. Natalie Portman is tastefully nude.

Even though Bumps says, “Natalie Portman looks like a holocaust grandpa”.

I say, “Hot, holocaust grandpa”.

Download it now.

Here is something to make music a little bit better. link

10. Ghost Rider and Supreme Scream are still terrifying - Especially with now with the news of the girl losing her feet in KY.

9. LARPING - The drama kids are all back at the maze “The Lore of the Vampire”. They’ve been waiting all year to be vampires again, one zit face kid can fly now, and his cape is homemade for sure. The rave room is still there, only this year, a sexy “large” girl dances in a glass case with vomit on her boobs.

8. $1 Hotdogs - I know this excites people, available as you leave the park.

7. Boysenberrys - The only place on earth you can put Boysenberry’s on your Funnel Cake. and get the boysenberry soda drink.
6. CORN! - Hot corn for the odd price of $3.15.

5. Extreme Kissing - On Montezuma’s Revenge it is possible to kiss someone going backwards and upside down.

4. The Grudge II - Still the scariest maze, I was caught 3 times screaming like a little bitch, Hair is scary. (I think the maze is racist, in a good way)

3. Overhearing Gangstas talk to their “Bitches” on the phone - “Ur pussy smells like bees!”

2. Pop Culture Death Fest Stage show - They recap the year in pop culture while killing all of them somehow, the best part came when they spoofed the film 300, the man yells “TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL”, the response was, “GREAT I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO ARBY’S” - I was thinking, is Arby’s gross, the 5 year old in me can still taste the salty meat and soggy bread. Then they said something about Paris Hilton being like the little soaps in her hotel chain. She cums in every room.
The number one reason to go to Knotts this year is after the jump. (more…)

For the last 3 days someone has almost hit me while I was driving. I feel like people are not paying attention lately. It’s almost as if we as a society we have become so accustom to doing more then one thing while driving that we have completely lost the ability to drive cautiously and safely. I also am guilty of changing a song on my iPod, making a phone call and texting.

The last incident was the closest taking place at the Long Beach traffic circle. When someone to my left decide to bail out of his lane and turn into the lane I was driving in. Needless to say I had honk and swerve to avoid a collision.

I realize that driving a traffic circle is not very common so you maybe a little rusty at the protocol. Below is a step by step guide on how to drive a traffic circle.