10 Reason’s to go to Knott’s Scary Farm 2007
10. Ghost Rider and Supreme Scream are still terrifying - Especially with now with the news of the girl losing her feet in KY.
9. LARPING - The drama kids are all back at the maze “The Lore of the Vampire”. They’ve been waiting all year to be vampires again, one zit face kid can fly now, and his cape is homemade for sure. The rave room is still there, only this year, a sexy “large” girl dances in a glass case with vomit on her boobs.
8. $1 Hotdogs - I know this excites people, available as you leave the park.
7. Boysenberrys - The only place on earth you can put Boysenberry’s on your Funnel Cake. and get the boysenberry soda drink.
6. CORN! - Hot corn for the odd price of $3.15.
5. Extreme Kissing - On Montezuma’s Revenge it is possible to kiss someone going backwards and upside down.
4. The Grudge II - Still the scariest maze, I was caught 3 times screaming like a little bitch, Hair is scary. (I think the maze is racist, in a good way)
3. Overhearing Gangstas talk to their “Bitches” on the phone - “Ur pussy smells like bees!”
2. Pop Culture Death Fest Stage show - They recap the year in pop culture while killing all of them somehow, the best part came when they spoofed the film 300, the man yells “TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL”, the response was, “GREAT I GUESS WE’RE GOING TO ARBY’S” - I was thinking, is Arby’s gross, the 5 year old in me can still taste the salty meat and soggy bread. Then they said something about Paris Hilton being like the little soaps in her hotel chain. She cums in every room.
The number one reason to go to Knotts this year is after the jump.
1. Poo Man Group. WTF - This was a poster outside the Viva Death Vegas 3D maze, inside the maze was huge toilets full of shit.
Gooooooo!!!!!!
I have never gone to Knotts Scarry Farm… and I hope I never go. You forgot reason number 11: Walk the park with bro/s and gangsters and get stabbed… or as beard would say “pet you with knives”.