Sweet shit I have failed on this diet challenge, but I managed to get all of my favorite things in my belly all at the same time. One trip to San Diego from Los Angeles made it all possible. The whole scoop after the jump.
#1. Exhibit A – Taco Loco Tofu Mushroom Burger. Consumed on premises. In Laguna Beach, Ca.
Exhibit B – Pokez. Catered party, tofu Fajitas and guacamole. Consumed in a backyard, twice. In Downtown, San Diego.
After eating all these things, and having them in me all at the same time, I was happy, but grew concerned on why I wasn’t shitting. Come to find out my body welcomed the fine food and placed it in all the parts I had lost weight. I still await the fine holy exit. Best weekend ever, the only thing that could have made it better would have been a burrito from Santana’s. But, I fear the worst for my body had I had the opportunity to put one inside me.