I am torn, I love 3D. But watching this 3D performance might make me stab someone. I don’t know who Hannah Montana is beyond she is the new Hillary Duff, but I do know that my Niece (9) has lesbian crushes on her, BIG TIME. I always said, “I’d see anything in 3D”, but now, I feel I am being put to the test. I know that Ktlau would go with me, anyone else up for it?
Aunt Bea watched my daughter last night
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Observant Whateves readers may know that I have recently moved back to The South. Home of donks, boxes, bubbles, sweet tea, cornbread, spittin’, whoopin’ and a-hollerin’. Its also home to old Southern women who trick me because they sound hot on the phone, like a sexy 21 year old girl, and then look like they should be knitting me a sweater and making cookies when the come up to watch my daughter for the first time.
See, here’s the thing. I have never, ever, ever have had a hot babysitter for Ava. I know its wrong for me to WANT one, but that’s the American way, we always want what we shouldn’t have. I watched Adventures In Baby Sitting when I was in middle school. Elizbeth Shue was HOT. I thought, “When I have kids, they will have hot younger women to watch over them that I can leer at anytime I want†WRONG. Last night Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show came over to watch the little bird. At least I was 99% positive she didn’t chat on Facebook all night, eat all my food and have some high-school ass over and make out on my couch. Maybe she did. Old people are smart, they can trick you. You think they have Alzheimer’s and then they steal your Visa card, fly to Tahoe and blow $18k. Man… All this time grandma had me fooled…
Evel Knievel Dead at 69.
This dude should have died years ago. Actually, I thought he did. But he didn’t, he died today. Sure, the kids these days do more incredible things at the X games, but this guy was original, and didn’t even do it well. RIP.
When I was younger, I liked Super Dave Osbourn more.
Super Dave
Delicious Alert: Nevermind The Bread Bowl Here’s The Loaf Bowl
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Delicious Alert, rant, something i ate, whateves on November 30th, 2007 @ 11:34 am
The other day on a cold Long Beach night I wanted to warm up with a bowl of soup. My wife and I choose to go to Corner Bakery. They serve a really good tomato basil soup, it’s totally yumm-o. After I ordered they told me they were out of bread bowls, but made a suggestion. The girl behind the counter told me they could cut a hold in a bread loaf and put the soup inside it. Well, my eyes lit up in the anticipation of the carb overload. Above is the master piece I call Loaf Bowl
Banksy in NYC
kate moss warhol
Vanina Holasek Gallery
Chelsea
502 West 27th Street, 212-347-9093
December 2 - December 29, 2007
Opening: Sunday, December 2, 1 - 5PM
nat the brat, you live in NYC we need a full report.
Madex’s Weekend DVD Rental Suggestion - Manufacured Landscapes.
More than a simple portrait of an artist, this documentary about celebrated Canadian photographer Edward Burtynsky is also an examination of industrialization and globalization. Known for finding strange beauty in large industrial vistas, Burtynsky searches for great shots on trips to China and Bangladesh. In contrast to his seemingly impersonal aesthetic, the film focuses on individuals, revealing the dreariness and dangers of industrial work. This film is stunning, and his photography is something to be seen. Rent this today. It isn’t a verbal social commentary, however, the pictures speak for themselves, set to an interesting soundtrack. The ground floor of gloabalization, something we don’t see everyday.
Someone done walked away with all Locust’s stuff.
The Locust’s van was broken into and robbed in St Louis over theweekend at a grocery store after the show. Many valuable items were stolen (COMPUTERS, Underpants, IPODS, CASH, PASSPORTS, RENT MONEY, ETC) and the loss has been devastating to the band. The band’s insurance does not cover theft so the loss is on The Locust. Three One G has set up a way to donate to the band if you are interested. Go to this link to make a donation!!! Thanks so much.
Honda Puyo at 2007 Tokyo Motor Show
At this years Tokyo Motor Show the concepts and vehicles all had an underlining message… green. I picked up a brochure here at work that highlight all the “earth conscious technology” from Honda. One car that really impressed me for its design alone was the Honda Puyo. This vehicle is a concept that was designed for the pleasure of driving and to please those around it (there words not mine). The pliant gel body invites you to stroke it (again there words), I have never seen a car with a soft gel like exterior. It’s kinda like a balloon, you can push it in and it will retain the original form.
A tip of the hat in Bike Club’s direction
Behold, the latest in bicycle audio technology!!
Cherry Chocolate Rain for Dr. Pepper
I don’t know what makes me more happy. Knowing that I live in a world where we celebrates peoples “talents” by watching them over and over on youTube or the fact that Dr. Pepper produced a video starting one of my favorite internet celebrities Tay Zonday and “chocolate rain”.
Cherry Chocolate Rain was directed by Jeff Tomsic as a promotion for Dr. Peppers Cherry Chocolate soda. Sounds delicious.
And if that is not enough, you can download the mp3: Cherry Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday
Holiday Gift Idea.
I knew God was a dick.
Child resistant, and it vibrates.
If you fancy this gift, it can be purchased in downtown LA in Santee Alley.
Obey Sale and Shepard Fairey Art Show
| December 1, 2007 | to | January 5, 2008 |
| December 7, 2007 | ||
| 9:00 am | to | 7:00 pm |
| December 8, 2007 | ||
| 9:00 am | to | 5:00 pm |
A friend of mine at the Obey HQ sent this over to me, if your thinking about going you should try to go Friday. Most taggers, wannabe rebels and “fashion” dudes either A) Don’t get up before 11am. B) Are still in High School at this time. or C) Are working stiffs.
I have gone the last few sales and usually have found something that I have added to my wardrobe. Also, if you want your house to match your clothes then head over to The Marry Karnowsky Gallery for the Imperfect Union show. Once there you will find new work by Shepard Fairey.
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Opening Reception: Saturday Dec 1st 8-11pm
British teacher sentenced to 15 days in Sudan jail
You’re fucking kidding me.
Look, you might think Bush is a shit head. You might think America is a nation of ignorant fat people that either don’t give a shit or just do whatever makes the most money but at least there isn’t this. It’s like a nation of 6th graders. Enjoy.
My favorite quote for the article: The Foreign Secretary said that he had reaffirmed to the Ambassador “that the British Government fully respects the faith of Islam and Britain has a long-standing tradition of religious tolerance”.
How can you be tolerant of a people with no tolerance?
What’s In Your Wet City Gutter?
Is this:
- A. A new Lego® wire connection toy left for dead in a wet city gutter?
- B. A connection of high voltage wires laying in a wet gutter with exposed live wire connections?
- C. Your moms curlers, mixed with Dads box of rope and wires left for dead in a wet city gutter?
If you answered B. You are correct. I had to walk around this today at work. Someone really sucks at doing their job.
A Blonde and a 3rd GRADE World Geography Question
The other day I used a semicolon in the wrong place, I felt like a dummy b/c it was during a meeting with a copywriter (who is a total wordsmith). Also, as you can tell from my posts I cant spell to save my life. However, I came accross this video of a blond girl stumbling when asked “Budapest is the capital of what country?” Now I feel pretty good about my little semicolon problem.
