Ask A Bumps

Ask me anything. I will give you terrible advice.
Send your questions to askabumps@gmail.com.
Please include your astrological sign and credit information so I can steal your identity and buy a pricey rug for my new apartment that my cats will desecrate within 3 days.
I will patiently await your queries.
Sincerely,
Kelly C Bumps esq
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