Ask A Bumps – Migration

Posted by bumps in Ask A Bumps, whateves on November 9th, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

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Dear Bumps,

So early last year most of my friends moved north to Long Beach. Some to LA. Now I sit at home and pick my nose. Do you know of any good porn?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous:

Do you live too far to drive to Long Beach? Is there an inpenetrable forcefield between you and the saddest little beach town that couldn’t? Not that I blame you. The only thing I hate more than haning out in Long Beach is hanging out in LA but since I call it home, may I point out some of its hang-outable attributes?
#1 – Last night a whateveser and I got chased by a member of the heavens gate cult into a liquor store that sells night train right on the corner of Broadway and Cherry – an excellent hang out spot.
#2 – there is a buffalo chicken sandwich at the pike that is very much worth a drive from anywhere. unfortunatley, you better like drop kick murphys and or morrisey to hang out there without wanting to rip off your own face.
#3 – any movie at any time of the day at the pike (different from above pike which is a restaurant, more different pike with angry dockworker gameworks).
#4 – the queen mary observation bar – one of the three best things to do in los angeles county (but you have to dress nicely or you feel like an asshole for being there).

Unfortunatly I can’t help you on the porn from since I get my recommendations from two dudes you probly get yours from. That said, I received as a pre-wedding present a copy of the most horrifyingly borning (but you have to watch becuase its shocking that porn could ever be so banal) porn ever: britney speared. I would be happy to loan it to you.

send your questions to askabumps@gmail.com

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