Ask A Bumps - Family

Posted by bumps in Ask A Bumps, whateves on November 13th, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

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Dead ask a bumps,

When your friends are more important to you then your family, how long
to do you keep contact with your family? When is it safe to tell your
family to beat it?

Ready to let go.

Dear Ready to Let Go:

Is this in regards to the upcomming gluttony day? Askabumps@gmail.com does not believe in biological family. Just becuase you share DNA does not mean you need to associate outside the womb. Fuck that. In 2007, you choose your family and must use EXTREME discretion when letting a new member in. Gently put your biological family outside and hope they never come back in…and never look back even if you need a kidney.

send your questions to askabumps@gmail.com

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  1. beard said,
    on November 13th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    i concur. the only tool a family has available to use against you is guilt. and guilt is as easy to ignore as hellen keller.

    step 1. turn off guilt sensor
    step 2. leave family behind
    step 3. get to travel the world when no one else is. thanksgiving is the best week for vacationing ever.
    step 4. profit

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