Dear Bumps,

this one is lofty, but i have decided that i am too lazy to make my
own decisions in life.

therefore, where should i go to school? CSU Fullerton or should I
follow my dreams and go to UC Santa Cruz and learn how to use a bong?

Or, should I sell everything I own and go live in my truck until I
find myself in one place long enough to go back to school?

I feel like I need to succeed at something in life because currently
my short term goals involve buying world of warcraft and becoming
morbidly obese.

Finally,

Do i look hot when i’m wet?

Sincerely,

too young to die, too old to care

Dear Too young to die, too old to Care:

These questions are hitting close to home today. Alright, here goes:

Go to Fullerton, don’t move your life until you have at least some idea of how you want it to end up. Ive been to Santa Cruz, you don’t want it to end up there.
Do not sell everything you own and live in a truck. You are too old and don’t need to be the scarry guy who lives in his truck. Look, Carole told me this once, and I have found that when pondering the meaning of life, this is the only thing that makes a lick of sense “we were put on earth, to fart around”. Yes. Its true. So, you accomplish something, right? Then in a month, 6 months, 18 months you start to feel worthless again and need to accomplish something else. It is an endless cycle of butt hole.
Serriously, sit on your couch for a whole afternoon by yourself not doing anything but figuring out what you want to accomplish. It can be small. Not everyone is supposed to do big things. Askabumps@gmail.com has never accomplished anything and I am perfectly fine with that. We can’t all be the guy who made salvation mountain. Figure out what you want and work on it but figure out something you might want to do after that to avoid the empty pit-of- your-stomach dissapointment after you have accomplished your thingy.
In the short term, buy world of warcraft, order some chicken fried steak and STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

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