Is this:
If you answered B. You are correct. I had to walk around this today at work. Someone really sucks at doing their job.
The other day I used a semicolon in the wrong place, I felt like a dummy b/c it was during a meeting with a copywriter (who is a total wordsmith). Also, as you can tell from my posts I cant spell to save my life. However, I came accross this video of a blond girl stumbling when asked “Budapest is the capital of what country?” Now I feel pretty good about my little semicolon problem.
and now this is the kind of e-mails I receive daily.
What Christmas is really about.
CHRISTMAS
C- CHRIST CAME
H- HERE TO EARTH TO
R- RADICALLY
I- ILLUMINATE & TRANSFORM
S- SEVERAL
T- THOUSAND (BILLION)
M- MEN AND WOMEN
A- AS HE CAME AS BABY TO
S- SAVE ALL WHO BELIEVE IN HIM
Dear ASK A BUMPS,
I’ve been called a bad seed at work. Is it bad that I like my new
nickname around the office?
Bad seed.
Dear Bad seed:
Of course its not bad! That is the same nickname that Askabumps@gmail.com’s mama had for her when she was a little bumps. Always remember…the best way to be a bad seed is to be enthusiastically degrading to others!
Sincerely,
Bumps
Ask A Bumps,
I’ve had ass pee for 2 weeks now. I find it hard to go out to eat, to
go to the mall and to make sex, because at any minute NASA will hit
the count down button and I have to make it to a toilet. Its extreme
mud butt, Its like making upside down sandcastles in the toilet.
Should I be taking anything? I haven’t had any accidents with my
underpants, but I fear that I might soon. I fear going out in public
because I am not, “that Guy” with the sounds of a tire blow up in the
pubic restroom. So my question I guess is, what are fun things I can
do at home?
Butt McMaster Pee
Dear Butt McMaster Pee:
Askabumps@gmail.com is no stranger to ass piss. Two weeks though, thats a long time for the rivers of hell to flow through your sphincter. Kudos to you for respecting the olfactory rights of others and not leaving your house.
Now honey, there are lots of things to do at home that aren’t eating or humping. Here are a few of askabumps@gmail.com’s favorite I-have-to-stay-home-becuase-I’m-passing-lava activities:
Catalogs - I love to pretend shop while I’m trapped on the toilet and I think you do too. Take your laptop (I assume…its 2007 even the cheat has a laptop) into the bathroom with you and stuff the literal pain down with ebay.
Taking all of your clothes apart and putting them back together - To make Frankenclothes.
Rent every movie ever - That you are “supposed to see” but never have time for.
Craigslist - Answer all of the missed connections posts.
spy - on your neighbors and call the police on them.
eat - everything in your refrigerator and watch what it does to your butt
Good luck with your poops.
Well, Its official. This AM the winners for the My Fox LA Channel 11 City Voters winners were announced. Among the winners was Frosted Cupcakery, voted number one cupcake in Los Angeles in the Specialty Food and Drink category.
If your interested in viewing the rest of the winners check out the Winners List
Hooray for Frosted!
