Ask A Bumps - Ass Pee
Ask A Bumps,
I’ve had ass pee for 2 weeks now. I find it hard to go out to eat, to
go to the mall and to make sex, because at any minute NASA will hit
the count down button and I have to make it to a toilet. Its extreme
mud butt, Its like making upside down sandcastles in the toilet.
Should I be taking anything? I haven’t had any accidents with my
underpants, but I fear that I might soon. I fear going out in public
because I am not, “that Guy” with the sounds of a tire blow up in the
pubic restroom. So my question I guess is, what are fun things I can
do at home?
Butt McMaster Pee
Dear Butt McMaster Pee:
Askabumps@gmail.com is no stranger to ass piss. Two weeks though, thats a long time for the rivers of hell to flow through your sphincter. Kudos to you for respecting the olfactory rights of others and not leaving your house.
Now honey, there are lots of things to do at home that aren’t eating or humping. Here are a few of askabumps@gmail.com’s favorite I-have-to-stay-home-becuase-I’m-passing-lava activities:
Catalogs - I love to pretend shop while I’m trapped on the toilet and I think you do too. Take your laptop (I assume…its 2007 even the cheat has a laptop) into the bathroom with you and stuff the literal pain down with ebay.
Taking all of your clothes apart and putting them back together - To make Frankenclothes.
Rent every movie ever - That you are “supposed to see” but never have time for.
Craigslist - Answer all of the missed connections posts.
spy - on your neighbors and call the police on them.
eat - everything in your refrigerator and watch what it does to your butt
Good luck with your poops.
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There is a great plug at rough trade to stop the flow during sexy.
How do you know this? and askaBumps do you have this “plug”.
no. i dont believe in inhibiting ass pee
Immodium A.D.
It’s MAGICAL. It stops butt flood in like 30 mins.