My Mom Got E-mail…

Posted by madex in whateves on November 28th, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

and now this is the kind of e-mails I receive daily.


What Christmas is really about.

CHRISTMAS

C- CHRIST CAME

H- HERE TO EARTH TO

R- RADICALLY

I- ILLUMINATE & TRANSFORM

S- SEVERAL

T- THOUSAND (BILLION)

M- MEN AND WOMEN

A- AS HE CAME AS BABY TO

S- SAVE ALL WHO BELIEVE IN HIM

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  1. psmynameisphil said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    please post them everyday.

  2. sladehayes said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Man, I am a Christian, go to church every week, met my wife at church and even to me, those are an embarrassment. Its like if David Spade was president… all the other races of the world would be like “That’s the message you want to send out to the rest of the world? The little greasy guy? Sure he’s funny… but was he all you guys could come up with? Seriously?”

  3. madex said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Things like this put a smile on a 65 year old sheltered ladies face. Who then thinks I will be inspired by this, this holiday season. When questioned about the war in Iraq, she says, “Bush is doing gods work, Did you know that people in india don’t believe in hell?”

    more to come.

  4. kelly bumps said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    wait…shes 65!?!?!
    Damn she looks good. Does she have the plastic surgeries?

  5. Mad ex said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    You know what? At thanksgiving, while at the dinner table I caught myself staring at my mom to see if she’s had a face lift. ‘Cause my sister in laws mom sure has, and I don’t think my mom has, she sleeps with a costco size tube of lotion on her face at night though. Praise Jesus.

  6. psmynameisphil said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    its not lotion on her face.

  7. davelip said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    I’m on the express elevator to hell but… Jesus looks a lot like the Unibomber.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png

  8. slowXgun said,
    on November 28th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    While looking at a lifesize recreation of the Nativity, in a crowd of thousands, in Utah no less, I loudly asked my mother what day was Jesus really born? She said some time in August. At least she helps me with my cynicism.
    God Bless Jesus.

  9. bumps (too lazy to sign in) said,
    on November 29th, 2007 at 10:02 am

    could you ask your mom what she uses? Im 27 and I dont look as young as your 65 year old mom. I need to take some drastic measures

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