I am torn, I love 3D. But watching this 3D performance might make me stab someone. I don’t know who Hannah Montana is beyond she is the new Hillary Duff, but I do know that my Niece (9) has lesbian crushes on her, BIG TIME. I always said, “I’d see anything in 3D”, but now, I feel I am being put to the test. I know that Ktlau would go with me, anyone else up for it?

Observant Whateves readers may know that I have recently moved back to The South. Home of donks, boxes, bubbles, sweet tea, cornbread, spittin’, whoopin’ and a-hollerin’. Its also home to old Southern women who trick me because they sound hot on the phone, like a sexy 21 year old girl, and then look like they should be knitting me a sweater and making cookies when the come up to watch my daughter for the first time.

See, here’s the thing. I have never, ever, ever have had a hot babysitter for Ava. I know its wrong for me to WANT one, but that’s the American way, we always want what we shouldn’t have. I watched Adventures In Baby Sitting when I was in middle school. Elizbeth Shue was HOT. I thought, “When I have kids, they will have hot younger women to watch over them that I can leer at anytime I want” WRONG. Last night Aunt Bea from the Andy Griffith Show came over to watch the little bird. At least I was 99% positive she didn’t chat on Facebook all night, eat all my food and have some high-school ass over and make out on my couch. Maybe she did. Old people are smart, they can trick you. You think they have Alzheimer’s and then they steal your Visa card, fly to Tahoe and blow $18k. Man… All this time grandma had me fooled…

This dude should have died years ago. Actually, I thought he did. But he didn’t, he died today. Sure, the kids these days do more incredible things at the X games, but this guy was original, and didn’t even do it well. RIP.

When I was younger, I liked Super Dave Osbourn more.

Super Dave

The other day on a cold Long Beach night I wanted to warm up with a bowl of soup. My wife and I choose to go to Corner Bakery. They serve a really good tomato basil soup, it’s totally yumm-o. After I ordered they told me they were out of bread bowls, but made a suggestion. The girl behind the counter told me they could cut a hold in a bread loaf and put the soup inside it. Well, my eyes lit up in the anticipation of the carb overload. Above is the master piece I call Loaf Bowl

kate moss  warhol

Vanina Holasek Gallery
Chelsea
502 West 27th Street, 212-347-9093
December 2 - December 29, 2007
Opening: Sunday, December 2, 1 - 5PM

nat the brat, you live in NYC we need a full report.

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