Bumps sent me this today, and I belted out laughing. Click the image to make it bigger if you can’t read it.

Tag Lines:

-She’s Blond, Beautiful and Forever Young.
-She’s Cherry 2000 - A Robotic Woman That Becomes A Man’s Driving Passion… Until He Meets The Real Thing.
-There’s a lot more to love than hot wiring.
-Need A Bounty Hunter? She’s Your Man.

My rental suggestion is based strictly from this clip sent to me today.

For some reason this movie was on a site called badmovies.org but I don’t see anything bad in this clip, it’s everything good in a budget action movie: Melanie Griffith as a gum chewing robot, shooting bazookas and throwing out lines inspired from Rambo. I Qued my copy just in time for the weekend.

-Movie Description

P.S. I suggest renting some titles from the B-Movie list (look at the clips with the ones that have a skull for a rating).

YES! AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Since leaving my job two weeks ago, I have been trolling the internet job listings, looking for opportunities. Can you imagine how shocked I was when I saw a posting for “Audience Wrangler” for the “New American Gladiators”? After a little snooping around I found out that they are filming new episodes of AG in beautiful Culver City + tickets are free!!!

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

AND CLICK HERE FOR A GREAT AG MOMENT IN HISTORY 

Donald Duck Sex:

Where you and your partner both wear nothing but shirts during sex - like Donald Duck. Undressing is a painful activity while you’re tired and want to have sex, so remove what’s necessary: pants/underwear and socks, leaving only your shirts on. Sailor hats, jewelry and quirky duck-like speech impediments are optional during fowl play.

So you may know, the Hayes family has re-located back to the South. We live the capitol of the south, Atlanta. If you haven’t been here before, I can assure you, much like Los Angeles, its everything you’d expect, and everything you wouldn’t (more on this to follow). We have a new plantation house in the north eastern suburbs, where its quiet, dark and calm at night. The house is also giant, and I am fairly certain, going to be the death of me. I have never had a house with stairs for one, so just that aspect sucks. Apartments with stairs are a different story, you can just let your crap fall down the stairs and when you destroy a wall you just don’t get the security deposit back. No biggie. At my new place, when you let something fall down the stairs, it crashes into the wall, tears a big chunk out of the drywall, flies through the front window and into the sidewalk, leaving in its wake about 5 things I gotta fix now.

Then there’s the other aspect of home-ownership: buying shit. I have to get a washer and dryer, but not a cheap one, because I now live in a NICE part of town, so if someone comes over and I have the washer and dryer from a garage sale I used to have, people will think I am a cheap screw. I don’t need that. I also need to get the cable guys out here and wire the place up. I also want to nerd-out and get the digital light switches that I can control from the web, or from the car when I leave. That shit costs coin that I could use to patch a few holes here or there, or make the entire house open with ONE KEY, a concept the previous owners failed to grasp. I never had these problems when I lived in an apartment. I just called Manuel and he would come over, say some funny things in spanish I barely understood, played with the baby for a minute, fixed the stuff and left. I gotta get him to come here and help out.

A friend of mine at the Obey HQ sent this over to me, if your thinking about going you should try to go Friday. Most taggers, wannabe rebels and “fashion” dudes either A) Don’t get up before 11am. B) Are still in High School at this time. or C) Are working stiffs.

I have gone the last few sales and usually have found something that I have added to my wardrobe. Also, if you want your house to match your clothes then head over to The Marry Karnowsky Gallery for the Imperfect Union show. Once there you will find new work by Shepard Fairey.

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Opening Reception: Saturday Dec 1st 8-11pm