Bumps sent me this today, and I belted out laughing. Click the image to make it bigger if you can’t read it.
-She’s Blond, Beautiful and Forever Young.
-She’s Cherry 2000 – A Robotic Woman That Becomes A Man’s Driving Passion… Until He Meets The Real Thing.
-There’s a lot more to love than hot wiring.
-Need A Bounty Hunter? She’s Your Man.
My rental suggestion is based strictly from this clip sent to me today.
For some reason this movie was on a site called badmovies.org but I don’t see anything bad in this clip, it’s everything good in a budget action movie: Melanie Griffith as a gum chewing robot, shooting bazookas and throwing out lines inspired from Rambo. I Qued my copy just in time for the weekend.
P.S. I suggest renting some titles from the B-Movie list (look at the clips with the ones that have a skull for a rating).
YES! AMERICAN GLADIATORS
Since leaving my job two weeks ago, I have been trolling the internet job listings, looking for opportunities. Can you imagine how shocked I was when I saw a posting for “Audience Wrangler” for the “New American Gladiators”? After a little snooping around I found out that they are filming new episodes of AG in beautiful Culver City + tickets are free!!!
Donald Duck Sex:
Where you and your partner both wear nothing but shirts during sex – like Donald Duck. Undressing is a painful activity while youâ€™re tired and want to have sex, so remove whatâ€™s necessary: pants/underwear and socks, leaving only your shirts on. Sailor hats, jewelry and quirky duck-like speech impediments are optional during fowl play.
So you may know, the Hayes family has re-located back to the South. We live the capitol of the south, Atlanta. If you havenâ€™t been here before, I can assure you, much like Los Angeles, its everything youâ€™d expect, and everything you wouldnâ€™t (more on this to follow). We have a new
plantation house in the north eastern suburbs, where its quiet, dark and calm at night. The house is also giant, and I am fairly certain, going to be the death of me. I have never had a house with stairs for one, so just that aspect sucks. Apartments with stairs are a different story, you can just let your crap fall down the stairs and when you destroy a wall you just donâ€™t get the security deposit back. No biggie. At my new place, when you let something fall down the stairs, it crashes into the wall, tears a big chunk out of the drywall, flies through the front window and into the sidewalk, leaving in its wake about 5 things I gotta fix now.
Then thereâ€™s the other aspect of home-ownership: buying shit. I have to get a washer and dryer, but not a cheap one, because I now live in a NICE part of town, so if someone comes over and I have the washer and dryer from a garage sale I used to have, people will think I am a cheap screw. I donâ€™t need that. I also need to get the cable guys out here and wire the place up. I also want to nerd-out and get the digital light switches that I can control from the web, or from the car when I leave. That shit costs coin that I could use to patch a few holes here or there, or make the entire house open with ONE KEY, a concept the previous owners failed to grasp. I never had these problems when I lived in an apartment. I just called Manuel and he would come over, say some funny things in spanish I barely understood, played with the baby for a minute, fixed the stuff and left. I gotta get him to come here and help out.