Seriously, this guy plays soccer?

I haven’t seen balls that round since the 25 cent bouncy ball machine at the grocery store.

While there are millions of reaction videos to choose from, this one is just super entertaining.

Dear bumps,

I have watched plenty of those ‘I’m a mac’ and ‘I’m a pc’ commercails lately. Is it weird that I want to have little computer babies with mac? pc could watch if he wanted to, although he probably wouldn’t be able to compute what was going on. is this some kind of mother board malfunction, am I the only computer nerd that wants to breed with mac? I feel nerdy. is there something wrong with me?

xoxo
NTB
Dear NTB:

Nothing is wrong with you. This is exactly what Mac wants. He wants you to fall in love with him, by being really easy to figure out and never malfunctioning; at least not until the warrantee is up.  After 90 days, he wants to knock your shit up and pretend he never met you. Mac will not pay child support, Mac will not do court ordered visitation days and you’re crazy if you think Mac will take a paternity test. He’ll say he never even met you. So before you get involved with Mac, think about what your Montel episode will be like and consider investing in a typewriter.

Bumps

no word yet on when “Ouch my balls” will premiere. You can read all about Fox putting support behind a product from a film it would not support here 

A friend of mine at the Obey HQ sent this over to me, if your thinking about going you should try to go Friday. Most taggers, wannabe rebels and “fashion” dudes either A) Don’t get up before 11am. B) Are still in High School at this time. or C) Are working stiffs.

I have gone the last few sales and usually have found something that I have added to my wardrobe. Also, if you want your house to match your clothes then head over to The Marry Karnowsky Gallery for the Imperfect Union show. Once there you will find new work by Shepard Fairey.

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Opening Reception: Saturday Dec 1st 8-11pm