Ask a Bumps - Motherboard Malfunction
Dear bumps,
I have watched plenty of those ‘I’m a mac’ and ‘I’m a pc’ commercails lately. Is it weird that I want to have little computer babies with mac? pc could watch if he wanted to, although he probably wouldn’t be able to compute what was going on. is this some kind of mother board malfunction, am I the only computer nerd that wants to breed with mac? I feel nerdy. is there something wrong with me?
xoxo
NTB
Dear NTB:
Nothing is wrong with you. This is exactly what Mac wants. He wants you to fall in love with him, by being really easy to figure out and never malfunctioning; at least not until the warrantee is up. After 90 days, he wants to knock your shit up and pretend he never met you. Mac will not pay child support, Mac will not do court ordered visitation days and you’re crazy if you think Mac will take a paternity test. He’ll say he never even met you. So before you get involved with Mac, think about what your Montel episode will be like and consider investing in a typewriter.
Bumps
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I had a split wire on my power cable for my macbook. It’s pretty common. My brother has gone through 3 cables. I still have apple care, so I took it in and they gave me a new one. Just saying.
not to mention, at some point mac will start following around bruce willis pointing out everything that willis just did and saying “you just went to the atm” and “you just ate breakfast”.
and then you will have to drive a semi over a bridge while a fighter jet chases you to get away from mac.
Why does it look like Im wearing a yalmuka? also, I dont look very excited to answer questions and my neck looks old. askabumps needs to aska jenny criag.
good one!
I’m a mac fan boy. I haven’t had any mac issues that caused me to hate… who hurt you bumps?
show me on the doll where the apple touched you.
ahahaha i love my mac. I dont even care when things go wrong…and they go wrong
Madex…I wish mac touched me somewhere naughty….can we arrange that? have your people call my people…xo
i love my mac computer, i was just disappointed in it living free and dying hard
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