The other day, I was at work and had a grumble in my stomach. I knew what that feeling was, its a feeling I know all to familiar. I went to the private bathroom to do my business, it felt like I was pooping a pine cone. I don’t know what I ate that caused this.

A Chinese woman on a train had that same feeling, but instead of pooping a pine cone she pooped her baby out… oh yeah, and she flushed it too. The baby is ok, after rescuers cut the plumbing and pulled the baby out.

Baby’s name is undecided at this juncture. My vote is for Duey Pipe
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My sister asked me what I wanted for xmas and I told her I don’t need anything, if anything I like throwing stuff away, but then I remembered that I wanted the LED faucet Light. She got it for me, and I just set it up. While it looks like Tron gone wrong in your kitchen, it has a safety feature that is useful in my sink at home. I got new pipes recently, they rule but, when you turn on the cold water, a few seconds later the hot comes on and burns the shit out of your hands. With this new LED facet, when the light turns red, I know to get my hands out of the way. But really, it is just nerdy fun. No word yet on how fun it makes doing dishes.

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Genius!

i’m just going to take up smoking. eff off cancer!

Some one with a huge brain at, MPK Co., has Created self-luminous micro particles called Litrospheresâ„¢ that are inexpensive, non-toxic, and will stay on for 12+ years (half-life point) continuously — without having to be plugged into any power source. The technology is betavoltaic, using a radioactive gas?, whose “soft” emission of electrons from the beta emitting gas cannot penetrate the glass or polymer wall of the microspheres. I can’t wait till this is used on baby toys. They can be designed to emit almost any color of light desired.

“This has potential to save billions in energy costs world-wide. Litroenergyâ„¢ surpasses all known available lighting options for cost/durability/reliability and safety.” — Steve Stark, MPK Co.

……….and might give your girlfriend balls.

No word if you can turn it off.

Willis Clothing is offering up a 25% discount on all it’s products for the holidays. Couple that with free shipping and you can’t afford not to buy something. Now get shopping secret santa..

www.willisclothing.com

A friend of mine at the Obey HQ sent this over to me, if your thinking about going you should try to go Friday. Most taggers, wannabe rebels and “fashion” dudes either A) Don’t get up before 11am. B) Are still in High School at this time. or C) Are working stiffs.

I have gone the last few sales and usually have found something that I have added to my wardrobe. Also, if you want your house to match your clothes then head over to The Marry Karnowsky Gallery for the Imperfect Union show. Once there you will find new work by Shepard Fairey.

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Opening Reception: Saturday Dec 1st 8-11pm