Hollywood is Fucking me, so let me Fuck ‘em back.
Some art student in Mendocino made this couch and now is selling it…Who’s down to go in on it? (pun intended)
Who wants to watch tv inside a vagina?
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whateves on January 16th, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
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Viking Helmet $9.95
A while back I used to send out a weekly email (to people who asked to be added). The email would include the weird, absurd and just funny links that we online. To this day I’m still email’ed and IM’ed random links. Today, I was sent this link. This has to be the company supplies Urban Outfitters with all the crappy toys. I was looking through it wondering”
1. Who buys this stuff
2. What can i buy my friends.
So, since I’m a hermit and don’t socialize unless I’m on iChat, I’ll tell you what I would buy the whateves crew.
check it out after the jump
Fuck Yes!!! NES
When I was little I wanted an NES so bad that I ate a chicken casserole, barfed it up and ate it again. This was what my dad and brother would make me do when my Mom wasn’t around. I played my NES so much as a kid, it broke. I used to rent the worst games, pretty much anything Disney ever made blew dick, (Rocketeer?) but I kept renting them anyway (Little Mermaid).
The power of the NES got more exciting when my 6th grade neighbor who was possessed by the devil and wore new kids on the block t-shirts walked alone to the Mission Viejo Mall to buy the new Super Mario Bros. 3. After he bought it he was reading the box and walking and got hit by a car in front of Chili’s, killing him and lodging the game into his chest. He used to say the Devil’s eye am I, I was sorta relieved when he was dead cause he was scary, but he had good dance moves.
Years later (2002) , his sister, Lori Fischer, who was also possessed by the devil, was putting razor blades in the play grounds around Orange County at the bottom of the slides in the sand, cutting up children all over the county. She was caught when she offered to police to help find the person, I’ll never forget the picture in the news paper of the police smashing her window and dragging her out of the car in my old neighborhood park. I searched, its not on the internet anywhere.
So now in the 2008’s we can play these NES games again at work, at home, in the bathtub on our laptops.
and we don’t have to break for lunch, or go play outside.
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