MAD EX MOVIE REVIEW: DOOMSDAY
Posh Spice stars in the epic throw back to every other awesome movie ever made. This film plays more of a mix tape of the best things you love about going to the movies.
This movie made me smile all the way out of the theater. This movie had everything I pray for in a movie.
Naked wet girls shooting guns in a bath tub.
Baby death.
Pet Death.
Zombish Death.
Cannible Gutter Punks
A Gimp Tied to a speeding vehicle.
Hundreds of Head severing moments.
Car Commercial Mad Max beat down.
Medevil times battle to the death.
Face exploding glory.
Political corruption, bionic woman pay back.
Sword on machine gun battles.
5 Madex’s out of 5 for theater thrilling fun.
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another great review for another perfect film. the one you wrote for crank was perfect too. went and saw doomsday last night for 4 other peeps and was sooooooooo stoked. something for everybody. the eyeball? genius. right from the top, the naked lady in bathtub on freighter with shotgun scene and then later the bbq feast cannibal scene, so great. word.
[...] Like most cult classics, they were a miss at the Cineaplex. Suits get scared of something new and dare I say slow. I feel that is why this film got no love when it came to advertising. But fresh on the rental block is Southland Tales directed by Donnie Darko Director Richard Kelly. This futuristic apocalyptic satire about our current election takes place in 2008 (Scientist say that the future is going to be far more futuristic then they originally predicted) on the 4th of July in Los Angeles CA. The casting in this film is a who was who in SNL history books with the likes of Cheri Oteri, Jon Lovitz, Nora Dunn and a who is who Amy Poehler along with a fun cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 1/2 of dudes where my car and WWF’s The ROCK and Mandy Moore and Justin Timberlake tossed in for no good reason. The poster says that Janeane Garofalo is in it, she is, for one second dancing, she must had been cut out of the director’s cut. This isn’t a grip your seat action flick, it isn’t a blockbuster save the world movie, it isn’t everything you want a movie to be, it is a big budget Art Piece about the time warp that breaks the 4th dimension and brings the world to and end with a Bang. Pimps don’t commit suicide, and this movie proves that Richard Kelly is a pimp in his own respect cause he is getting movies made in Hollywood on his terms. Good or not, they are his, his original master plan. I really enjoyed the film, the actors chosen for the roles were perfect. You never once forget you were watching a film he messed a lot with film medium a lot, you are always aware of the sleigh humor and the political satire of the the film is as ridiculous as our current election. I know that people will dislike this film, but I was entertained and enjoyed it. Worth checking out. [...]
[...] all know about my raving review of Doomsday but Justin over at fourfour really put together a great play by play of what is so awesome about [...]
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