“Lookin’ for a good spoonin’ horse”
Posted by sladehayes
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Idiocracy, Loving LA, entertainment, rant, whateves on March 24th, 2008 @ 8:32 am

Animals are not toys. Animals are not toys. Animals are not toys. If you try and lay down next to a horse it will get scared, kick you in the chest and you will die. Animals are not toys.
Other than that…. Good lookin’ out, Burbank. I knew you had it in you to produce something that would seriously creep me out today.
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Cuddle parties, now this?
Just as long as you don’t try cut open the horse with your light saber and sleep inside his body to stay warm in the winter… “and thought they just smelled bad on the outside”!
Horses are nice you idiot!!! I can sit down next to my horse and he doesn’t kill me, its people like you who make me so angry
you dick nose
ur a wanker, horses can kill you but thats if u get unlucky, and if u provoke it wich tools like u would
keep going on like this and ull be in trouble
are you serious… for one you dont jus lay down an sleep wit em… go get a cat or a dog! but horses arent crazy are u serious?! u normally have ta give them a reason ta kick you! an layin down by them isnt normally a very gud reason… an u dont always get killed if u get kick… im still here an ive been kicked many times… u have ta be smart… leasing a horse ta sleep wit it isnt very smart either… jesus wtf is this world coming to… yall are fucking stupid…
We are serious, very serious.
I think Brittany just created the first Whateves shirt design. Its someone spooning a horse. The word bubble coming out of the horses mouth says “yall are fucking stupid”.
done
I’LL GIVE YOU MONEY RIGHT NOW FOR ONE.
“leasing a horse ta sleep wit it isnt very smart either…”
Who said anything about leasing a horse? That’s the saddest thing ever - leasing a damn horse. That’s worse than doing rent-to-own on a couch. Hold on… if you did lease a horse, and it kicked you while you were spooning it, (Obviously this doesn’t happen, according to our resident expert Brittany) who would pay for your horse lease while you were recuperating?
Yeah… I am not going to be illustrating anyone spooning anything. Can we farm this out to Asia for illustration?
what the hell is your problem? horses are the best. and they cant kill. only humans can kill. I mean, why the hell would you sit your ass beside a horse? you stupid idiot. horses are not dangerous. learn to respect.
someone has done it, they spooned a horse.

MADEX, STOP UNDERMINING ME!!!!!!!
You’d think you’d at least put a sheet down before you spooned a horse.