I really want to Kill a Mockingbird
Not in a Harper Lee way, in a fucking dead way. There is one that sits outside my bedroom all night and screams like a 90’s standard car alarm.(whooooop, ezh ezh ehz, weee wooo wee wooo) It doesn’t even wait till sunrise, it just toots its horn all goddamn night. I’m a vegetarian, but I am ready to burn this bird on a steak. There is a fake owl out there, it just screams in it’s face, there is also a 18 inch Godzilla on the roof, it just takes dumps on its head. Does anyone have any suggestions, I haven’t slept this week.
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You cold find get this bird to keep watch outside your window: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE
holy crap that was scary.
I don’t want to kill it now, I just want it to go away.
That’s easy!! Download or find the sound effect of a big owl or hawk, some type of big ass bird that sounds scary and would eat a Mockingbird. (Barn Owl or Screech Hawk??) Then put a speaker up to ur window the next time you hear the Mockingbird chirping away, and blast that shit. Trust me it works.
The same scenario happened to me when I was 12 or so. My dad’s National Geographic bird call record sure came in handy. :D
You also could make a scare crow out of the spanks girl picture. Blow it up and hang it in your tree… it would scare me away
i’ve seen that bird outside Simon’s balcony a couple mornings, she’s got boy-birds lined up down the telephone line … bird-banging em on top of the telephone pole.
the 24/7 chirping is her nympho-whore call … i think pepper spray works for whores?
haha, that bitch was mocking me when I was telling her to “shutup”! at 1am, it was mocking the same tone of shut-up. she then stated to follow my whistle tone, it was a special moment, we were friends for a moment until she wouldn’t stop, so I threw a small vat of hummus at her. never heard the whore again.
We are a mess… your Mocking Bird chirping all night and my Skunks living under my deck.
Nature sucks, Chunk was right, “I love the dark, but I hate nature”.
I will pay 10 dollars to whoever can rid my life of this fucking bird. any takers.
Dear Madex,
I found this website obviously by typing I really want to kill a mockingbird.
I have not one but two of these evil birds taunting me. They arrived today at 10 am.
Have you figured a way to get rid of these bastards? Please let me know.
Cheers!
Kim
Dear Kim, No, I haven’t gotten rid of them.
I tried to put owl sounds on an iPod and loop them on a stereo in the backyard.
It didn’t work, nothing works. If you yell at it, it will yell back.
I feel however you are lucky, cause 10am is an ok time for a bird to scream.
1am however is not the right time. I have had many sleepless nights, and still continue to.
I got a loud fan, that sorta drowns out the bird screams.
Good Luck Kim,
I hate my mockingbird it started at one a.m and went on for 3 hours. I will figure out a way to kill him. Yes I know it is not legal, whoever past that law did not have a mockingbird out their door. My across the stree neighbor feeds birds… does anyone think she started this mess…
No, she didn’t start it. The Mocking bird is evil and knows exactly what it is doing when it is pissing you off. I never got rid of mine, it still screams from time to time.
Hummm… I guess having a skunk in my yard is not looking to bad.
Oh, do I loathe the mockingbird. You can read my post here: http://luluslaundryblog.com/2008/05/28/nature-vs-nurture/
Did you ever get rid of the damn thing? My mother is still spending countless sleepless nights because of one. Let me know if you figured out a way!!
Hey guys, just happened upon this sight while searching for ways of getting rid of a mocking bird. Sorry you have the problem but I’m also glad to know it’s not just me. Had this problem in the past in a different house and it lasted for a year and a half. The bird was driving me insane. I bought a pellet gun and hunted it for a month. I killed it . The neighbors cheered and I felt horrible for a couple of days but I slept like log.
I now have the problem once again but I really don’t want to deal with the gilt of killing it so I’m going to go with a high powered water nozzle . I know they hate to be wet especially at night. I think it will work. Try a soap and water mixture that wont mess with nature but might jack it’s feathers up a bit. Happy hunting.
Good Idea. I also got a loud fan that makes the bird harder to hear at night.
Yeah good idea… If some animal is bothering you shoot it with a pellet gun until its dead? and your neighbors cheered? For fuck sake, when can I start hunting people I don’t like? PS I still have skunks and I’m NOT about to kill them.
Yeah……. A human and an insane bird is exactly the same. Are you kidding me? You don’t kill people dumb ass. But you’re probably one of those A-holes that put animals in front of people. Enjoy your skunk problem . I wont be as big of an ass as you though. Here you go ,here is how to solve your skunk problem. Find some friends with a jack russle terrier, have them pea all over your back yard and the skunk should leave.
SC, don’t be a total douche. First of all the Mocking Bird in not insane. It’s squawking b/c that is what it does… its a bird, it doesn’t know any better. Second, yes I would put any of my pets before a stranger. My pets are family. Third, urine won’t repel a skunk. The only thing that repel a skunk is the sent of it’s natural enemy… the fox.
So, I guess I’m one of those “A-holes”… (sigh)
Yes you’re right. You are a total idiot!
that is nasty!!!!!!
We actually have an insane mocking bird here at our house in Florida. It flies into our windows for hours on end. I put a scarecrow out by our bedroom window a few days ago, the kind you get for fall yard decoration and have not heard it again at that window. The crazy thing is that it has been banging its head into various windows on our house, cars and neighbor’s houses for MONTHS and is still alive and kicking. Not sure what we’re going to try if it starts again, it’s our state bird and it’s obviously dain bramaged. Poor thing.
i ate mocking bird for dinner….
to prepare:
catch mocking bird on feeder
throw in charcoal grill
let flap till dead
eat. may want bbq sauce on top
I heard if mockingbirds find mates, they “sing” less. Anyone know if that’s true?
I’m cursed with a mocking bird too! I tried hosing it out of the tree, didn’t work, just bought a slingshot, took a handful of pellets and shot at it for about 15 minutes, it sits in a large tree outside my window, so far it’s been quiet, I hope I killed it, will know soon.
I had a mocking bird that drove me nuts. I ended up taping a glue trap for mice where it landed, and sure enough it landed right on it. I then went outside and lopped the bastards head off with a knife.
you guys are really fuckin terrible. eatin a mocking bird choppin its heads off. killin it!!!!!: >:[. you should of just wet it with a hose or something like the 1 guy said. i hope all you ass holes who tortured those poor inicent birds burn in hel!!! and i have had a mockingbird outside ma house it really was annoyin but thats no reason to kill it. just wet it.!
Wow. I am amazed how many people seem to have this problem. Now I am encouraged more then ever to find a solution. I live in a small city in LA. My neighborhood has become over run by mockingbirds. I wish I only had one or two like the rest of you. That would be a blessing. They line up on the telephone wires before dawn. Once the sun comes up and it gets warm they head for a shady tree. They and their bird crap are everywhere. I don’t have the heart to kill them, but I have often fantasized about an electrical current coming through the wires and zapping the crap out of them once and for all.
Thanks for letting me share. I feel much better.
I got on this site to look for answer as well. I had one last year that I shot with a bb gun and killed it. I also felt bad but got over it. Now I’ve got another that is making me crazy and I can’t find another way to get ride of it, so I’m loading the bb gun again.
Mix up some bird seed and fertelizer and put a bird feeder nearby. You will no longer have any bird problems
The two posters before the fertilizer guy. dont think those are mockingbirds especially the ones that line up. The reason they are noisy is because they are looking for a mate. So buy him a hooker bird? Other than that I would play Blue jay noises since they hate them but wont fight em. Hawks and Eagles wont work because they will fight them. Or the glue trap minus the head cutting. Just go drop his ass off in a different neighborhood. Could also take heart that since the bird is now a year older he can find a mate easier.