Not in a Harper Lee way, in a fucking dead way. There is one that sits outside my bedroom all night and screams like a 90′s standard car alarm.(whooooop, ezh ezh ehz, weee wooo wee wooo) It doesn’t even wait till sunrise, it just toots its horn all goddamn night. I’m a vegetarian, but I am ready to burn this bird on a steak. There is a fake owl out there, it just screams in it’s face, there is also a 18 inch Godzilla on the roof, it just takes dumps on its head. Does anyone have any suggestions, I haven’t slept this week.