Comments on: I really want to Kill a Mockingbird http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/ mish mash remix random meaningless internet stories to waist your time on Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:58:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-162520 Anonymous Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:21:15 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-162520 The two posters before the fertilizer guy. dont think those are mockingbirds especially the ones that line up. The reason they are noisy is because they are looking for a mate. So buy him a hooker bird? Other than that I would play Blue jay noises since they hate them but wont fight em. Hawks and Eagles wont work because they will fight them. Or the glue trap minus the head cutting. Just go drop his ass off in a different neighborhood. Could also take heart that since the bird is now a year older he can find a mate easier. The two posters before the fertilizer guy. dont think those are mockingbirds especially the ones that line up. The reason they are noisy is because they are looking for a mate. So buy him a hooker bird? Other than that I would play Blue jay noises since they hate them but wont fight em. Hawks and Eagles wont work because they will fight them. Or the glue trap minus the head cutting. Just go drop his ass off in a different neighborhood. Could also take heart that since the bird is now a year older he can find a mate easier.

]]> By: jon http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-162495 jon Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:46:48 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-162495 Mix up some bird seed and fertelizer and put a bird feeder nearby. You will no longer have any bird problems Mix up some bird seed and fertelizer and put a bird feeder nearby. You will no longer have any bird problems

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-162469 Anonymous Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:42:40 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-162469 I got on this site to look for answer as well. I had one last year that I shot with a bb gun and killed it. I also felt bad but got over it. Now I've got another that is making me crazy and I can't find another way to get ride of it, so I'm loading the bb gun again. I got on this site to look for answer as well. I had one last year that I shot with a bb gun and killed it. I also felt bad but got over it. Now I’ve got another that is making me crazy and I can’t find another way to get ride of it, so I’m loading the bb gun again.

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-161451 Anonymous Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:07:27 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-161451 Wow. I am amazed how many people seem to have this problem. Now I am encouraged more then ever to find a solution. I live in a small city in LA. My neighborhood has become over run by mockingbirds. I wish I only had one or two like the rest of you. That would be a blessing. They line up on the telephone wires before dawn. Once the sun comes up and it gets warm they head for a shady tree. They and their bird crap are everywhere. I don't have the heart to kill them, but I have often fantasized about an electrical current coming through the wires and zapping the crap out of them once and for all. Thanks for letting me share. I feel much better. Wow. I am amazed how many people seem to have this problem. Now I am encouraged more then ever to find a solution. I live in a small city in LA. My neighborhood has become over run by mockingbirds. I wish I only had one or two like the rest of you. That would be a blessing. They line up on the telephone wires before dawn. Once the sun comes up and it gets warm they head for a shady tree. They and their bird crap are everywhere. I don’t have the heart to kill them, but I have often fantasized about an electrical current coming through the wires and zapping the crap out of them once and for all.

Thanks for letting me share. I feel much better.

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-161098 Anonymous Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:52:29 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-161098 you guys are really fuckin terrible. eatin a mocking bird choppin its heads off. killin it!!!!!: >:[. you should of just wet it with a hose or something like the 1 guy said. i hope all you ass holes who tortured those poor inicent birds burn in hel!!! and i have had a mockingbird outside ma house it really was annoyin but thats no reason to kill it. just wet it.! you guys are really fuckin terrible. eatin a mocking bird choppin its heads off. killin it!!!!!: >:[. you should of just wet it with a hose or something like the 1 guy said. i hope all you ass holes who tortured those poor inicent birds burn in hel!!! and i have had a mockingbird outside ma house it really was annoyin but thats no reason to kill it. just wet it.!

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-161072 Anonymous Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:02:37 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-161072 I had a mocking bird that drove me nuts. I ended up taping a glue trap for mice where it landed, and sure enough it landed right on it. I then went outside and lopped the bastards head off with a knife. I had a mocking bird that drove me nuts. I ended up taping a glue trap for mice where it landed, and sure enough it landed right on it. I then went outside and lopped the bastards head off with a knife.

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-161056 Anonymous Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:34:45 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-161056 I'm cursed with a mocking bird too! I tried hosing it out of the tree, didn't work, just bought a slingshot, took a handful of pellets and shot at it for about 15 minutes, it sits in a large tree outside my window, so far it's been quiet, I hope I killed it, will know soon. I’m cursed with a mocking bird too! I tried hosing it out of the tree, didn’t work, just bought a slingshot, took a handful of pellets and shot at it for about 15 minutes, it sits in a large tree outside my window, so far it’s been quiet, I hope I killed it, will know soon.

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-160654 Anonymous Sat, 11 Apr 2009 21:22:08 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-160654 I heard if mockingbirds find mates, they "sing" less. Anyone know if that's true? I heard if mockingbirds find mates, they “sing” less. Anyone know if that’s true?

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-160612 Anonymous Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:20:13 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-160612 i ate mocking bird for dinner.... to prepare: catch mocking bird on feeder throw in charcoal grill let flap till dead eat. may want bbq sauce on top i ate mocking bird for dinner….

to prepare:
catch mocking bird on feeder
throw in charcoal grill
let flap till dead
eat. may want bbq sauce on top

]]> By: DonkeyTeef http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-149998 DonkeyTeef Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:18:39 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-149998 We actually have an insane mocking bird here at our house in Florida. It flies into our windows for hours on end. I put a scarecrow out by our bedroom window a few days ago, the kind you get for fall yard decoration and have not heard it again at that window. The crazy thing is that it has been banging its head into various windows on our house, cars and neighbor's houses for MONTHS and is still alive and kicking. Not sure what we're going to try if it starts again, it's our state bird and it's obviously dain bramaged. Poor thing. We actually have an insane mocking bird here at our house in Florida. It flies into our windows for hours on end. I put a scarecrow out by our bedroom window a few days ago, the kind you get for fall yard decoration and have not heard it again at that window. The crazy thing is that it has been banging its head into various windows on our house, cars and neighbor’s houses for MONTHS and is still alive and kicking. Not sure what we’re going to try if it starts again, it’s our state bird and it’s obviously dain bramaged. Poor thing.

]]> By: boo http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-147793 boo Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:23:56 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-147793 that is nasty!!!!!! that is nasty!!!!!!

]]> By: SC http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-103592 SC Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:33:07 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-103592 Yes you're right. You are a total idiot! Yes you’re right. You are a total idiot!

]]> By: psmynameisphil http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-101402 psmynameisphil Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:43:56 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-101402 SC, don't be a total douche. First of all the Mocking Bird in not insane. It's squawking b/c that is what it does... its a bird, it doesn't know any better. Second, yes I would put any of my pets before a stranger. My pets are family. Third, urine won't repel a skunk. The only thing that repel a skunk is the sent of it's natural enemy... the fox. So, I guess I'm one of those "A-holes"... (sigh) SC, don’t be a total douche. First of all the Mocking Bird in not insane. It’s squawking b/c that is what it does… its a bird, it doesn’t know any better. Second, yes I would put any of my pets before a stranger. My pets are family. Third, urine won’t repel a skunk. The only thing that repel a skunk is the sent of it’s natural enemy… the fox.

So, I guess I’m one of those “A-holes”… (sigh)

]]> By: SC http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-101365 SC Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:33:33 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-101365 Yeah....... A human and an insane bird is exactly the same. Are you kidding me? You don't kill people dumb ass. But you're probably one of those A-holes that put animals in front of people. Enjoy your skunk problem . I wont be as big of an ass as you though. Here you go ,here is how to solve your skunk problem. Find some friends with a jack russle terrier, have them pea all over your back yard and the skunk should leave. Yeah……. A human and an insane bird is exactly the same. Are you kidding me? You don’t kill people dumb ass. But you’re probably one of those A-holes that put animals in front of people. Enjoy your skunk problem . I wont be as big of an ass as you though. Here you go ,here is how to solve your skunk problem. Find some friends with a jack russle terrier, have them pea all over your back yard and the skunk should leave.

]]> By: psmynameisphil http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-101072 psmynameisphil Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:09:10 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-101072 Yeah good idea... If some animal is bothering you shoot it with a pellet gun until its dead? and your neighbors cheered? For fuck sake, when can I start hunting people I don't like? PS I still have skunks and I'm NOT about to kill them. Yeah good idea… If some animal is bothering you shoot it with a pellet gun until its dead? and your neighbors cheered? For fuck sake, when can I start hunting people I don’t like? PS I still have skunks and I’m NOT about to kill them.

]]> By: madex http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-101021 madex Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:57:30 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-101021 Good Idea. I also got a loud fan that makes the bird harder to hear at night. Good Idea. I also got a loud fan that makes the bird harder to hear at night.

]]> By: SC http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-101015 SC Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:15:56 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-101015 Hey guys, just happened upon this sight while searching for ways of getting rid of a mocking bird. Sorry you have the problem but I'm also glad to know it's not just me. Had this problem in the past in a different house and it lasted for a year and a half. The bird was driving me insane. I bought a pellet gun and hunted it for a month. I killed it . The neighbors cheered and I felt horrible for a couple of days but I slept like log. I now have the problem once again but I really don't want to deal with the gilt of killing it so I'm going to go with a high powered water nozzle . I know they hate to be wet especially at night. I think it will work. Try a soap and water mixture that wont mess with nature but might jack it's feathers up a bit. Happy hunting. Hey guys, just happened upon this sight while searching for ways of getting rid of a mocking bird. Sorry you have the problem but I’m also glad to know it’s not just me. Had this problem in the past in a different house and it lasted for a year and a half. The bird was driving me insane. I bought a pellet gun and hunted it for a month. I killed it . The neighbors cheered and I felt horrible for a couple of days but I slept like log.

I now have the problem once again but I really don’t want to deal with the gilt of killing it so I’m going to go with a high powered water nozzle . I know they hate to be wet especially at night. I think it will work. Try a soap and water mixture that wont mess with nature but might jack it’s feathers up a bit. Happy hunting.

]]> By: Lulu http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-100152 Lulu Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:52:43 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-100152 Oh, do I loathe the mockingbird. You can read my post here: http://luluslaundryblog.com/2008/05/28/nature-vs-nurture/ Did you ever get rid of the damn thing? My mother is still spending countless sleepless nights because of one. Let me know if you figured out a way!! Oh, do I loathe the mockingbird. You can read my post here: http://luluslaundryblog.com/2008/05/28/nature-vs-nurture/

Did you ever get rid of the damn thing? My mother is still spending countless sleepless nights because of one. Let me know if you figured out a way!!

]]> By: psmynameisphil http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-95368 psmynameisphil Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:50:51 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-95368 Hummm... I guess having a skunk in my yard is not looking to bad. Hummm… I guess having a skunk in my yard is not looking to bad.

]]> By: madex http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-95360 madex Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:52:22 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-95360 No, she didn't start it. The Mocking bird is evil and knows exactly what it is doing when it is pissing you off. I never got rid of mine, it still screams from time to time. No, she didn’t start it. The Mocking bird is evil and knows exactly what it is doing when it is pissing you off. I never got rid of mine, it still screams from time to time.

]]> By: Chris http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-95352 Chris Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:05:11 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-95352 I hate my mockingbird it started at one a.m and went on for 3 hours. I will figure out a way to kill him. Yes I know it is not legal, whoever past that law did not have a mockingbird out their door. My across the stree neighbor feeds birds... does anyone think she started this mess... I hate my mockingbird it started at one a.m and went on for 3 hours. I will figure out a way to kill him. Yes I know it is not legal, whoever past that law did not have a mockingbird out their door. My across the stree neighbor feeds birds… does anyone think she started this mess…

]]> By: madex http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-89881 madex Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:28:43 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-89881 Dear Kim, No, I haven't gotten rid of them. I tried to put owl sounds on an iPod and loop them on a stereo in the backyard. It didn't work, nothing works. If you yell at it, it will yell back. I feel however you are lucky, cause 10am is an ok time for a bird to scream. 1am however is not the right time. I have had many sleepless nights, and still continue to. I got a loud fan, that sorta drowns out the bird screams. Good Luck Kim, Dear Kim, No, I haven’t gotten rid of them.
I tried to put owl sounds on an iPod and loop them on a stereo in the backyard.
It didn’t work, nothing works. If you yell at it, it will yell back.
I feel however you are lucky, cause 10am is an ok time for a bird to scream.
1am however is not the right time. I have had many sleepless nights, and still continue to.
I got a loud fan, that sorta drowns out the bird screams.

Good Luck Kim,

]]> By: Anonymous http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-89726 Anonymous Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:22:14 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-89726 Dear Madex, I found this website obviously by typing I really want to kill a mockingbird. I have not one but two of these evil birds taunting me. They arrived today at 10 am. Have you figured a way to get rid of these bastards? Please let me know. Cheers! Kim Dear Madex,
I found this website obviously by typing I really want to kill a mockingbird.
I have not one but two of these evil birds taunting me. They arrived today at 10 am.
Have you figured a way to get rid of these bastards? Please let me know.
Cheers!
Kim

]]> By: madex http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-88322 madex Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:59:47 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-88322 I will pay 10 dollars to whoever can rid my life of this fucking bird. any takers. I will pay 10 dollars to whoever can rid my life of this fucking bird. any takers.

]]> By: madex http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/comment-page-1/#comment-87478 madex Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:20:28 +0000 http://whateves.com/2008/03/26/i-really-want-to-kill-a-mockingbird/#comment-87478 Nature sucks, Chunk was right, "I love the dark, but I hate nature". Nature sucks, Chunk was right, “I love the dark, but I hate nature”.

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