We have officially run out of ideas
Everyone in the world trying to do something cool and trendy, just stop. Otherwise we get ideas like this. You and a bunch of other fucks strapped into chairs, along with some poor schleps that serve your some food while you’re suspended from a damn crane.
Here’s the really stupid part… It doesn’t include a chef. You’re just up in the air eating food. That’s it. That’s the gimmick. I guess it would be enjoyable if you were near someplace cool, like a local rodeo, a junior college parking lot, or a monster truck rally, where you could peer down onto locals and drop your forks on them, but I can just do that from my friend’s balcony out off of Peachtree. One bright note… This Today Show Video shows the crane in action at easily the coolest tradeshow you can EVER go to: The International Association of Amusment Parks and Attractions Expo. I have been to one of these and its seriously like Disneyworld, a local fair, sideshow carnivals and Japan all wrapped up in one. Imagine taking anything you would ever see at a fair, removing the carnies and the smell of horse poo and putting it in a convention hall, and that’s it. You can walk around and test cotton candy vendors, churro vendors, discuss your dreams of opening a water park with investors and purchase go karts all under one roof. We can carpool down to it in November, who’s in?
if there are Churro’s… I’m in
I would never stop throwing my food down 12 stories. The stratosphere should put one off their roof in Las Vegas.